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Re: Not really !!
vrooom1zero 16 Reviews 577 reads
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I've been around this hobby for quite a while and I can honestly say that the opportunity has never presented itself for me.

vrooom1zero1016 reads

Well since it appears I am most likely going to strike out in my quest for some east indian or middle eastern fun time this week...

Any VERY small providers in town?  Preferrably with big hooters :)

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SinCitySinner730 reads

to settling for a midget..  

Dude that was hilarious, and I couldn't stop laughing my ass for 10 minutes..

Did you entertain the thought of jerking off somewhere in there? LMAO...

Still laughing.. :D

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BelleDiamond688 reads

A girl with a lisp, a gap, red head, accent, lactating... just joking.

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SinCitySinner740 reads

want to have sex with pregnant provider...

There are very few things that are taboo to me, and that's one of them....

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Guarddog111632 reads

Just curious.  Too weird, taboo, too creepy.  No need to respond, but was wondering why that was a line in the sand so to speak.

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SinCitySinner628 reads

I can't imagine having sex with someone who is carrying a baby.  If it were my wife then its a different case, but I think its not moral for me to have sex with her. I am too afraid of hurting her and/or the baby. Also I feel a tad bit bad for her that she has to do this, when she should be focusing more on her health in probably what is the most delicate time of her life.

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vrooom1zero744 reads

You know you want to do a midget too, we all do!

This was a tongue in cheek request but in all seriousness, if there WAS a midget available, I'd be all over it.

Maybe I'll see Belle...she looks HOT.

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SinCitySinner597 reads

If I wanted to, I would have done it in as long a time that I've been here..

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vrooom1zero578 reads

I've been around this hobby for quite a while and I can honestly say that the opportunity has never presented itself for me.

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BelleDiamond501 reads

Embrace your fet for a midget. Better than wondering. There just maybe that gold in there everyones on the quest for.

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BelleDiamond654 reads

Posted By: vrooom1zero
You know you want to do a midget too, we all do!  
   
 This was a tongue in cheek request but in all seriousness, if there WAS a midget available, I'd be all over it.  
   
 Maybe I'll see Belle...she looks HOT.  

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vrooom1zero600 reads

I'm not sure if I should be 90% scared and 10% excited or 90% excited and 10% scared...

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BelleDiamond642 reads

Dont be afraid, i meet strange people all the time. And they just happen to win my memories. Regular is no fun thats for sure.

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TrulyMsMocha738 reads

D cup or bigger and 4'11'' or shorter .... go nuts.

 


-- Modified on 3/3/2014 11:28:50 PM

Related Link: big titty little women ....

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Captain Midnight593 reads

Ling Ling has been out at BWI at least twice in the last couple of months.  Haven't seen her myself, but her reviews look interesting.  You might contact her to see if she's planning on coming back out anytime soon.

Related Link: Ling Ling's reviews

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vrooom1zero511 reads

Thanks Captain

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Considerthis491 reads

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here


-- Modified on 3/5/2014 7:27:22 AM

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vrooom1zero497 reads

That was just disturbing on many levels.  No wonder it was posted by an alias

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