No good deed or intention goes unpunished. Give me a break. Free cruise was offered and all that you alcoholics zoned in.on was no free drinks. How petty? At 8 to 10 dollar a drink, I think she can get drunk on her own dime. I recind the offer and hope all of you who troll the bars find the drunkest person to take home. I was being sincere but I forgot I was on the  DC .

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until you stated you would not pay for drinks!!!

Seriously, if you want to stop clapping with one hand you have to sweeten the offer a little. You think there is a Lady who wants to see the Caribbean and can't afford to pay their own way? They give up 4 to 6 days work just to have the cost of travel covered and hand out with you while paying their own way? If drinks are excluded, what about the food? Is that included in the cruise?

Best of luck, who knows, I could be mistaken and you already have them standing in line to get a seat next to you.

Oh, I forgot to ask, does she have to sleep with you? Not going to ask if you expect her to fuck you.

That leaves MP & Gambler out.

yup, I dont drink alcohol.   and very very low maintainance traveler.    next time, contact me when you need a travel companion.