I've developed some back issues that my doctor says would benefit from periodic massages. I like the idea, but quite honestly, it has been a very long time since I've  gotten a massage without a fun finish! This may be a stupid question, but....I wonder if any of my fellow board members know of a massage therapist who is set up to provide a professional therapeutic massage, then bill me, so I can submit to insurance or bill my insurance directly....and who will also provide a sensual finish (billed separately, of course!)?
Feel free to PM me directly.
Thank you all!

While I have never had a "session" with her,  Andrea Adams is a licensed massage therapist. If you're willing to travel to Woodbridge.

Go to a fully legitimate therapeutic massage specialist and have the massage your insurance will cover. Then go see you favorite happy ending therapist for that.

I’ve known and enjoyed Andrea for years. Her professional massage is indeed among the best I’ve experienced.

In three decades, I have met only two certified massage therapists (CMTs) in the DMV who were also providers. I think you would need a CMT for insurance claims. Unfortunately, one is definitely inactive and is studying to become a nurse (she is a friend of mine). The other, Megan Erotic may also be inactive; she has one year-old review, all of the others are pre-pandemic.  

Thanks for your note and for reminding me of Andrea! We have communicated in the past but I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting her. I will try and make it happen soon!

Thanks for your note. Your suggestion of keeping the two separate makes sense. After I posted I thought more about the insurance part!
I’m all about the challenge of a HE from a CMT and leaving the insurance out of the picture!

Thanks for your note. You took me down memory lane with the mention of Megan Erotic. She is a friend from back in the day!

Guys, thanks for the thoughts and suggestions!!

You'd need to find a provider that is willing to give you her real name and address on an invoice, otherwise I wouldn't think your insurance company will process it (assuming they look into it before reimbursement). If she gives you an invoice with a fake/working name and address to protect her identity, and your insurance company does look into it, at best you'll be denied and at worst be accused of submitting a fraudulent claim. Insurance companies are serious about digging into claims to see if there's any way they can not pay out. Cool idea, but I wouldn’t mess with this.

Good points….and agree not to mess with this.
Maybe the route is to find a nice looking, professional CMT with a legit business who will cave under my charm and good looks and offers extras “under the table”😀