Thanks for leading the way for us who can't afford a date with a Ripoff provider or even worse the big Five-O. Because of guys like you and a few others, I have never had to TOFTT. I am currently seeing one particular provider exclusively so I don't think I will edge you out in the race to the 1K mark.

And, what is the anticipated date for "The Grand" review and who will be the lucky provider???  

I say that Beefeater's new motto should be: "1-1-11 for #1 Thousand!!!"  

As for who be #1000, we won't know for a while as she has not yet started providing...

I am not going to Congradulate Beef, but I would definitely like to Congratulate him !!!

To err is human; to forgive is divine. You are forgiven. !!!

Beef's penis is proably tired (no homo)

Congats you provide a great service with your reviews

Don't feel bad Summer, I make the same mistake often too.  
Not being the best speller I sometimes spell "conscientious" as
"anal-retentive_underachiever" which I know isn't correct but just looks right.

Why not have an auction for # 1000?  Let the ladies bid for the spot and donate the funds to a charity.  There should be a big event for this. Beef must be a very wealthy man.  Congrats!