I received a phone call from a former client who wanted advise on buying a chastity belt for his current GF. A while back in one of my newsletters I talked about the fun they can be when combined with a wireless vibrator and restaurants.
After helping him buy just the right one, ordering the wireless remote vibrator, presenting it to her as a gift (she's kinky) and her wearing it to dinner and being teased all night....
They loose the key! She's simmering in her own juices and there is nothing they can do.
*sigh*
Man talk about bad luck.
Oh, she did get out of it 4 hours later I had to send an associate with some special equipment to remove it.
The DJ acted as if he had, ummm, issues and was calling in to buy remote controlled vibrating panties for his mother. The poor girl on the other end of the phone was done for...
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