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Re: Check Yourself
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Posted By: iconaclassic
That really is some Maury shit...you need help, lol- some things can be had for a price, but some lines can never be uncrossed

Damn!!!!!
I could not stop staring at her beautiful rack throughout the holidays.
Technically, she is my 2nd cousin and not my 1st cousin.
I am seriously thinking about about approaching her and asking her for a massage.
She really could use the money.
I think she just might go for it too.
Besides, family members give massages to family members all the time right?
Except in our case me and her will both be nude and in a hotel room.
I am not positive she will go for this but I am keeping my fingers crossed.
LOL

How do you guys/girls feel about approaching family members for services or providers providing services for family members?
Have any of you ever done something like this before?  

Technically, all I will be asking her for is a massage and nothing else.
I swear. LOL

That plays together stays together.

LOL

Posted By: oversteerer
That plays together stays together.

help me buy you a handgun to blow your own brains.  

That way you can take your creepy incest fantasies...you know where !!!

Nice backpedaling on that 2nd cousin vs 1st cousin thing... BTW.


I agree- dude, just pay a hot provider for a massage and save your soul lol

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
help me buy you a handgun to blow your own brains.  

That way you can take your creepy incest fantasies...you know where !!!

Nice backpedaling on that 2nd cousin vs 1st cousin thing... BTW.

LOL

Posted By: iconaclassic

I agree- dude, just pay a hot provider for a massage and save your soul lol
Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
help me buy you a handgun to blow your own brains.  

That way you can take your creepy incest fantasies...you know where !!!

Nice backpedaling on that 2nd cousin vs 1st cousin thing... BTW.

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Forget his sould, save our collective gene pool!

Posted By: iconaclassic

I agree- dude, just pay a hot provider for a massage and save your soul lol
Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
help me buy you a handgun to blow your own brains.  

That way you can take your creepy incest fantasies...you know where !!!

Nice backpedaling on that 2nd cousin vs 1st cousin thing... BTW.

LOL

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
help me buy you a handgun to blow your own brains.  

That way you can take your creepy incest fantasies...you know where !!!

Nice backpedaling on that 2nd cousin vs 1st cousin thing... BTW.

That really is some Maury shit...you need help, lol- some things can be had for a price, but some lines can never be uncrossed

LOL

Posted By: iconaclassic
That really is some Maury shit...you need help, lol- some things can be had for a price, but some lines can never be uncrossed

If you are going to the hotel with her, you are going to want something more, that always happens,! not cruse line ,that if something goes wrong you will feel uncomfortable after, in another future family meeting  !

LOL

Posted By: Nikoletta
If you are going to the hotel with her, you are going to want something more, that always happens,! not cruse line ,that if something goes wrong you will feel uncomfortable after, in another future family meeting  !

Uhhh, why do you have that picture? Or is that not her?

Posted By: LOL_FUNNY_GUY
Damn!!!!!
I could not stop staring at her beautiful rack throughout the holidays.
Technically, she is my 2nd cousin and not my 1st cousin.
I am seriously thinking about about approaching her and asking her for a massage.
She really could use the money.
I think she just might go for it too.
Besides, family members give massages to family members all the time right?
Except in our case me and her will both be nude and in a hotel room.
I am not positive she will go for this but I am keeping my fingers crossed.
LOL

How do you guys/girls feel about approaching family members for services or providers providing services for family members?
Have any of you ever done something like this before?  

Technically, all I will be asking her for is a massage and nothing else.
I swear. LOL

Not her.

Posted By: Sexy Gymnast
Uhhh, why do you have that picture? Or is that not her?
Posted By: LOL_FUNNY_GUY
Damn!!!!!
I could not stop staring at her beautiful rack throughout the holidays.
Technically, she is my 2nd cousin and not my 1st cousin.
I am seriously thinking about about approaching her and asking her for a massage.
She really could use the money.
I think she just might go for it too.
Besides, family members give massages to family members all the time right?
Except in our case me and her will both be nude and in a hotel room.
I am not positive she will go for this but I am keeping my fingers crossed.
LOL

How do you guys/girls feel about approaching family members for services or providers providing services for family members?
Have any of you ever done something like this before?  

Technically, all I will be asking her for is a massage and nothing else.
I swear. LOL

It just seems too absurd to believe and additionally that you would put something like this out here on the web, and on a hobby site of all places. On the internet you can't take things like that back, once it's released into cyberspace it's just there. Keep that in mind when you try to post creepy fantasies.

Ok man.

Posted By: paws_it
It just seems too absurd to believe and additionally that you would put something like this out here on the web, and on a hobby site of all places. On the internet you can't take things like that back, once it's released into cyberspace it's just there. Keep that in mind when you try to post creepy fantasies.

If she's his 2nd cousin and not his 1st, he could legally marry her in all 50 states.  So why is it necessarily so creepy to get a sensual massage from her?  If she or the rest of the family has the same odd* scruples the responders here do, then of course it won't work.  Some in the family might see it as verboten as fucking your brother's ex-wife, so it could cause blowback bad enough not to make the event worth it.  But that's for your lustful young man to evaluate and decide.  



*Odd that people on this board would be skeeved out by what he proposed.

Still I would not recommend it.   No matter how it goes there will be some really weird family gatherings after that.

Posted By: LOL_FUNNY_GUY
Damn!!!!!
I could not stop staring at her beautiful rack throughout the holidays.
Technically, she is my 2nd cousin and not my 1st cousin.
I am seriously thinking about about approaching her and asking her for a massage.
She really could use the money.
I think she just might go for it too.
Besides, family members give massages to family members all the time right?
Except in our case me and her will both be nude and in a hotel room.
I am not positive she will go for this but I am keeping my fingers crossed.
LOL

How do you guys/girls feel about approaching family members for services or providers providing services for family members?
Have any of you ever done something like this before?  

Technically, all I will be asking her for is a massage and nothing else.
I swear. LOL

1st cousin or 2nd cousin that is simply NOT right.

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