Well, you can not go to a strip club and be cheap and have a good time. You will not get laid in most clubs and that is true of PM. But I like certain ladies, esp the one with leopard tattoo spots. I have had many great dances and fun time in this clean club. But no hard liquor, only beer and wine. Gold club in east Baltimore is good too, Pulaski hwy.
That is the key issue. If you want a grind, head to the Baltimore vicinity. Hustler on the block used to be good, have heard it has gone down hill and the tops stay on. If just seeing pussy, but not having it rub your mini me thru your pants, is sufficient then Good Guys has 3 stages all nude and can be a lot of fun on weekend nights
I can understand some saying Paper Moon is a dive, but you can get lap dances there. Archibald’s has expensive private rooms, technically no lap dances, but you can. At Archibald’s ask for the VIP manager and get an idea of what’s available if you bring a group. Better value, more raunch fun available in BALTIMORE.. Take an UberXL (or two?) up there and try Gold Coast or Hustler. There are dives on Hustlers block. Sex is available on premise, but you have to buy expensive drinks before room service is offered, and although you might find a gem in there, most of those dancers seem to be PA girls who are trying to fund meth habits for either themselves or their boyfriends.
VA/DC clubs aren't worth the time or money. Even better, head out WVA, lots of great clubs out that way. Lust, Vixens, and Golden Horseshoe are good options.
I wouldn't recommend W.V. clubs for a quality experience. I've been to many of them, and I've been to Good Guys in Georgetown.... miles apart in every aspect.
The Gold Club has gotten much worse lately. I have been going there for many years but will not go back. I was there about 3 weeks ago, paid the $10.00 cover and bought at beer for $7.00. I saw 3 girls dance and not one removed any clothes. The worst part was being approached by a dancer who first asked me to get a dance, then buy her a drink and finally to give she money. When I politely declined all three, I was called a racist.
I agree, its a fun place to hang out and really good food - which is weird.
That being said, its not full nude, no lap dances, but a great place to have lunch or dinner and hang out. I find it a comfortable venue.
With the no lap dance, no touching, and pasties laws there really aren't strip clubs like you're thinking in DC or Northern Virginia. As others have mentioned you'll need to go to B'more and do some research. The quality of the clubs and dancers changes fairly frequently in Baltimore.
Posted By: Gemma Coreana
Re: I say... Crystal city restraunt (it's a strip bar that fun in Crystal city area)
Or scores in Baltimore. I had a blast at both places!!!
Crystal City Restaurant may not be fully nude and doesn't have lap dances but if you become a regular and develop a relationship with a dancer you can get lots extras outside the club. Maybe a little shopping a Pentagon City and a room at the Ritz and you can have a weekend of fun with a hot lady. And remember the dressing rooms at Victorias Secret are coed. Met a couple nice ladies at the Crystal City Restaurant and the late Arlington Grill.
I have also used dancers at the Crystal City Restaurant for bachelor parties. Ladies were a lot of fun and danced nude. Provided lap dances etc.
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