I mean, he mentions the stretch marks on her tits. Not something I would include if I were to write a review of myself lol

I read both reviews and when you strip out certain elements, ratings on looks and description of services were pretty much the same. No two appts are identical. YMMV always applies, right? I would give the reviewer the benefit of doubt. A provider self-review is a REALLY serious accusation so I would not toss that out there w/o some serious backup, if at all. Your next appt is bound to be better for you, as you already know from experience! Have a great day!

He gave it a different score, but the details are about the same...*shrug*

I didn't know that she could get higher than a 7 for that though based on TER guidelines...I tried to give a body rub plus oral an 8 and whoever reviewed my review said that that wasn't possible under the guidelines.

I think that intercourse needs to occur for an 8 or better...

I stand by my review, it was not perfect but I did get exactly what I wanted.  I read you review as well, I could easily see my session having gone the same way.  I'll post a review of round two for those curious.