OK, so let's see. According to you I am:

Pudgy, living at home, cheeto eating, presumptuous, little dicked, uncool, delusional about providers orgasm-ing, etc...

I guess I hit a nerve, right sweetie? No other reason for you to be so defensive. Well good, you are who I am addressing.

So, read my reviews. I'm not hiding. I don't believe I've ever written that I've made a provider orgasm, or that I've split a bag of cheetos with a provider, or that I've invited providers over while Mom went to the store - but that's the point, isn't it? There is at least a small basis on which to judge me. I have that record. You don't. You don't add anything to this site, other than snide comments - and I guess what you think is a sense of humor.

Grow some balls you pussy. At least post under your registered alias so the folks here can look at your record. Until you do - I'm done with you.