Ya, totally. Aliases are for losers. Am I right, guys?
Guess what you pudgy, still-living-at-home, cheeto-eating, presumptuous little dicks, you are all using aliases. Is your birth name Beef A. Eater? Are you Lynch J. Man? No? Well, then you are using what we call an alias.
It would appear that you are really not self-aware at all. You are not cool. You think you are, but you're not. Take a step back and realize that despite your belief that you are the cool guys on the forum campus, it's is still an...wait for it...INTERNET FORUM!!
You are the same type that truly believe you are making these girls come, that you set yourself apart from the other dudes. You didn't and you don't. You're not cool. The girls do not think you are cool, suave or any other similar adjective.
If someone wants to deviate from what is already an alias into what is yet another alias, keep your mouths shut.
And guess what guys...I'm using an alias!!!
Until you post the name that is on your birth certificate, drop this alias nonsense.
Recently had a double with two of my favorite ladies. Had great time in separate visits but the doubles was a disappointment. I really HATE rehearsed dialog...sounded like a bad porno movie. Sex was good, just the rehearsed dirty talk was a distraction for me. Will see them apart again but not together...
Unless I'm missing something, the OP is not using an alias. Even if he were, WTF should people get so bothered by it? Is it really that earth-shatteringly important?
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