The funniest thing that ever happened was a guy started moaning with me towards the end "to see why I kept doing it".

The strangest thing was definitely the acupuncture studs a client had in his ears. I swear, I thought it was glitter.

 
Now you go, Buck Turgidson, 65.

Once as I laid on the bed with my head hanging off and a client was face-fucking me. It didn't just go in my mouth....it went everywhere including plenty down my nostrils (pretty heavy load). Good times!