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another funny story late at night
dr. cunnilingus 923 reads
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before i do this please understand. i'm in this hobby for many years and for the most part i really like very much the women i've met and i truly have a great deal of respect for them. that said, the story. this really happened, you can't make this stuff up. i'm at this providers incall and we're having a nice time. in the background she had music i was really enjoying and asked if it was a disc or her computer.she tells me it's the computer. i asked which website she uses to download and she tells me and tells me she uses it often. to which i asked if she paid for it, she responds of course i do. i say why, no one does. she looks at me and says, it's illegal. (i swear this is true) i say what! she says yes, it's illegal. to which i said ironically, but you're a hooker! it took her a few minutes to get my warped sense of humor but we both had a good laugh.

Another piece of irony.

Perhaps when that she got caught downloading, she lied that she paid for it, just like if you got caught hobbying, you'd lie that you did NOT pay for it.

dr. cunnilingus1150 reads

hey, i'm proud that i pay for it.

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