Unlike some of the dipshits out there bashing a creative ways to announce arrival to our great city I say everyone asking for advice on cherry blossoms, where to get coffee, announcing they are in our fine town should get a standing ovation and until dipshits come up with another way to announce out of town visitors they should shut up or even better maybe providers should share the word to stay away from that asshole.

If anyone needs advice about what store in tysons has the best socks, or earrings or whatever please feel free to announce your arrival and inquiries here.

Last.  Priya should write a tour guide column for all our visitors or at least save and repost when she is able as all her info is great!