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indy.roons 591 reads
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Guys - looking for a little local knowledge.  Headed to a conference in a few weeks, in the National Harbor area.  I know the DC reputation for strip clubs - but curious if there is anything in Alexandria or closeby in Maryland...think cab drive away??
Of course - will peruse TER and P411 reviews - but looking to get out and stretch the legs a bit.  Any fun local options?
Thanks in advance -

theTMAN 131 Reviews 918 reads
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2 / 8

Just north of Alexexandria is the Crystal City Restaurant. Due to VA laws I don't believe there are lap dances and girls wear pasties. There are considerably rauchier clubs in Maryland but I think you'd have to travel to Baltimore or vacinity.

indy.roons 557 reads
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3 / 8

Thank you, sir -  

Posted By: theTMAN
Just north of Alexexandria is the Crystal City Restaurant. Due to VA laws I don't believe there are lap dances and girls wear pasties. There are considerably rauchier clubs in Maryland but I think you'd have to travel to Baltimore or vacinity.

indy.roons 461 reads
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4 / 8

How about Harley Riders or Club Exstasy, in Temple Hills?  I know nothing about them...other than they look like they are a short cab ride on the beltway.  Anyone have any experience there?  Thanks -  

Posted By: theTMAN
Just north of Alexexandria is the Crystal City Restaurant. Due to VA laws I don't believe there are lap dances and girls wear pasties. There are considerably rauchier clubs in Maryland but I think you'd have to travel to Baltimore or vacinity.

leostar 51 Reviews 600 reads
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5 / 8

Posted By: indy.roons
Guys - looking for a little local knowledge.  Headed to a conference in a few weeks, in the National Harbor area.  I know the DC reputation for strip clubs - but curious if there is anything in Alexandria or closeby in Maryland...think cab drive away??  
 Of course - will peruse TER and P411 reviews - but looking to get out and stretch the legs a bit.  Any fun local options?  
 Thanks in advance -
Paper Moon in Springfield isn't far...maybe 10-15 minutes away...

http://www.papermoonclub.com/springfield

Blowtorch333 2 Reviews 538 reads
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6 / 8

I wouldnt set foot in that place if you have any values or morals.  

You can get action if you dont mind it coming from a tattooed skeleton

NOVADATYGuy 5 Reviews 478 reads
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7 / 8

Normally I stay out of the peanut gallery because I know it will generate some sort of nonsensical reponse, BUT I doubt that you've ever been to Paper Moon based on that remark.  What an absolute load of BS.

Its probably one of the nicer clubs, but the lap dances are overpriced (just as all the so-called "lap dances" are in the DC area and if you can put up with the 2 fo 1 specials every 20 minutes by just saying "no" I'd pick that one over Crystal City Restaurant -- not that CCR is a bad place either.
Posted By: Blowtorch333
I wouldnt set foot in that place if you have any values or morals.  
   
 You can get action if you dont mind it coming from a tattooed skeleton.  
   
 

alexzint 52 Reviews 447 reads
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8 / 8

Agreed...Paper Moon is a nice place with lots of lovely ladies.

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