http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvRaheaYbQQ

I hate that routine!  Drives me nuts, because Asian women are my favorite and there are so many in DC I'd love to see based on their looks, but don't see because of this routine.  Thank goodness there are at least a few who are spontaneous (and speak English, too).

Overly scripted...
Boricualover, 10/20/2010
" Which is probably the reason I've never seen an Asian"

 If you have never seen a Asian provider you have no clue what you might be missing. Don't believe everything the typical American male tells you as truth. Asian providers are as different as American born providers and snow flakes, except there are not as many flaky Asians.

 
1. Only cowboys walk to the bedroom with
   boots on.
2. Nice apt is better than Hotel.
3. Some hold hands, some don't.
4. I remove my clothes before she has a chance.
5. A small percentage folds my clothes.
6. She rarely hangs my clothes.
7. Shower is always good before sex.
8. Everyone should use mouthwash.
9. Shower together conserves water.
10.Washing hidden areas before sex is wise.
11.Massage is always good before rimming.
12 They never help me dress.She sometimes ties
   my shoes.

Has anyone else noticed the uncanny similarities that asian providers do.
 1. shoes removed at door
 2. rarely hotels (nice apt in No Va)
 3. taken by the hand to the bedroom.
 4. they remove your clothes
 5. neatly folded (even your socks and boxers)
 6. clothes hung up
 7. to the shower
 8. the obligatory mouthwash toast.
 9. both in shower
 10. she always erotically soaps and cleans all areas
 11. to bed and a massage and rimming ect ect
 12. always help you dress and puts on your shoes
  love every minute of it but where do they learn this,, school? their mom??? born knowing?

Which is probably the reason I've never seen an Asian. I like some degree of spontaneity. To each his own, however.

You know if you don't want to follow a routine just tell them... I love showering with the girl so I never skip that.  I understand not wanting to wait for a massage.  If thats the case then just say you don't want a massage right now.  What are they going to do, tie you down and force you?

If you don't want something just say so, you're paying after all.