I have gotten emails from several guys who have never been to an M&G. Many of these guys do not have a lot of post or reviews, which are things we look at when determining who will be cool at an M&G.

We want to give some of these new guys a chance, so we are going to be having one or two happy hours at which will be myself and one or two other veterans from this board. In order to get an official invite to the M&G you will need to show up at one of these happy hours.

Why would we do this? As there are a lot of new contributors to the board, which is great, many of you have not posted enough or long enough for us to get a gauge on whether or not you would fit in with the group. There are such factors as you may be inept socially or just an asshole and we can’t tell from a couple of post on the board. Therefore, a couple of the other veterans and myself are willing to give up some of our time to come meet you guys in an attempt to grow and improve our M&G’s.

While you need to come to these happy hours to get invited, coming to one of them, does not ensure that you will get invited.

If you have not emailed me already about your interest in coming to the M&G, please do so before Monday.
[email protected]

Thank you for your time
-The Concierge-

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a socially, inept asshole...lol... makes me think I know some of you already... also why I haven't been to one of the M&G's and haven't tried. But being as socially inept as I am it will just save us both some embarassment, even though they sound like fun.

Great idea! It is always more than a little awkward to walk into a social event for the first time when most of those present know each other and have been there before. I wouldn't want to be the only one wearing my "Eyes wide shut" black cape and mask. LOL

I consider this more or less a fraternity. The common denominator being our hobby.

The awkwardness should be minimal.  Our experiences and love of women should cover a wide variety of topics that could keeps us entertained for days.

I'm sure the "veterans" do their best to put all who arrive at ease. Or at least lead some of the interactions.

...but, GD!!...if all you wonderful M&G veterans are BUYING it up for us socially inept assholes at these "happy hours", count me in for each and every one!!  Hopefully, they will all be held at excessively loud strip joints where I can't hear a word you might say.  But I'll damn sure drink your wallets dry (mine a-ready is

So, can we get together tonite??  If not, then maybe early in the a.m. - like 6:00 a.m.ish

Oh..and thanks!

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This is an opportunity for the Newbies to buy some drinks for the veterans.

As long as they take down the mirrors, so I can atleast look in the opposite direction from the stage when it is required.

Thanks...don't know if I can make it to NYC by 7:30.  Hang loose, tho - I'm leaving now and should be there by 11:00 at the latest. And how 'bout bringing that there Concierge fella along so we can draw him some simplified take-home diagrams of how these "happy hours" should work.
Thanks again...

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Walk down the street you live on.  Look at all of your neighbors.  Most of us who show up look and act very much like the people you see on your own street.

...or those you see in Fat Man's Quarterly.

In case you didn't know, it's a strip club - but after 7:30 on Fridays - it's male dancers - so, was it good for you - I didn't make it, sorry...

Actually, I'm a dancer there and if you show I'll give you a free lap dance - LOL

I, too, am socially inept, and probably an asshole.

That you feel the need to ridicule those of us who would like to get more involved but have legitimate questions about what we can expect and what is expected of us at our first M&G? I don't care who is going or what street they live on or what they look like.

...like he did mine. I was really hurt.

OK, not really.

I don't think I would want to be in the company of anyone who judges anyone on this board, socially inept?, assholes, who the hell are you to judge anyone, and now you want the socially inept and the assholes to attend a happy hour just to be considered, you have turned a good idea into a joke, I have niether the time or the energy. Please delete my email.

Because some mother fuckers are wrapped way too tight and can't seem to take a joke.  Loosen up pal.

You completely missed the point of my post.  I don't know what the people on your street look like.  But I'm going to assume they look like the people on just about any other street of any other neighborhood in the US.  Since I have to spell it out for you here goes.  The vast majority of people who attend these functions are regular everyday people.  The only thing that distinguishes us from the rest of the world is this secret little activity we engage in.  Nothing else.  The people who do this could live down the street from you, they could sit in the cubicle next to you at work.  It's just regular people who attend.  

There are no rites of initiation.  We don't sacrifice animals or virgins.  No chicken blood is consumed.  It's just a bunch of horny guys sitting around the bar with some ladies who happen to be in touch with our unique needs.  

The only thing you're expected to do is pay your portion of the tab.  

And one more thing.  When you send me your shit-eating PMs, keep one thing in mind.  I am an asshole and I do not care.  I do not hide behind an alias.  If have a strong enough belief in something that pertains to these boards, I will post it, and I am not afraid to accept the consequences of my actions.  With that said, if you send me another one of your shit-eating PMs I will copy and paste it here.  Then we will see who really has their head up their ass my friend.

And now you see what happens....

When your choice or words, and good intent posted publicly is turned around to be used against you, beaten with repeatedly, considered best used for toilet paper - LOL - that's why I didn't want to manage these event's - especially on a public forum.

Nice Gesture - but misunderstood, especially for your choice of words.

OK, for those who were insulted, too bad. In actuality, it's a security issue. If you don't understand this and are much like those who constantly complain about screening by providers, these gatherings are not for you.

If you care to debate this here where those providers who are setting thier time aside to attend this social gathering, please feel free. It's more then likely those who do won't care about seeing those who are coming.

And yes this is something like a fraternity, or club, hell - it's a community of people with only one thing really in common, they are willing to pay for the entertainment a provider has offers. Nothing else really matters does it. So, if you think this is a Pack of special guys and you want to Run with them or are insulted by the Club concept - move on and get back to the entertainment value of this hobby.

Or try to understand, it's not about one person, it's the community. If others aren't comfortable meeting strange hobbyist who never post, who have no reviews, who's apparent only purpose is to bash others - I'm sure not going to what to be there - let alone those providers we hope to get to see.

No, I am not the MnG concierge. But feel free to PM me with you opinions, or go on and post them all here.

I give the Mng concierge a lot of credit for taking it on, I sure didn't have the time anymore. And for those who are insulted, go ahead and set up your own, make all the contacts and arrangement, see how many providers you can get - or try meeting one or 2 guys over a beer and laugh about this.


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No virgin sacrifice!!!! Now I know I'm not going......

. . . we don't want virgin sacrifice. . .

I challenge you to find us a virgin there.

...or would THIS be considered social ineptness?  I apologize - sorry I ever stepped in here with some attempted humor.  So long all - I'll go by MY OWN drink!  Thanks.

Actually, I think your first post was the most accurate where you stated you fit in with the rest of us - in America, anyone who participates in this hobby is socialy inept - LOL - so, we should hand out shirts posting The Socially Inept Club Order – Sico’s for short - where anyone is accepted…

I am sorry but I do not see any good intent by using those words, and I agree we all have something in common which is why I had a interest in coming.

But, IMO it would be understood if someone who adresses "fellow hobbiest" in this way would not have any friends outside of this venue, that is what I would call socially inept.

I appreciate any ladies that are attending for taking there time to meet the gentlemen, but I prefer to meet them in another setting, I am sorry if I offended anyone as the majority of the members seem to be good people.

And I will get together with my group of friends and have a drink, but I don't think I will remember to acknowledge this discussion.

Funny you should mention it -- I was in the "Fat Guys of the Big 10" pictorial in last years Fall issue.

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that is what gynecomastia means. Learn something every day. Not sure I can ever use it in a sentence, but it may come in handy on the NTN trivia games I'm so addicted to.

Text of the subject PM to MBNewbie

"I'm sending this to you PM to avoid making this public. You have no idea what the people on my street look like. I am asking what I believe are legitimate questions and you are responding like one of the idiots on the TC board. If the rest of the people I'd meet at the M&G have their heads as far up their ass as you have, I don't want to meet them."

The comment about you not knowing the people on my street was sarcasm. In the future, to help you I will note all sarcastic comments with this note [SARCASM]. There are people on my street I like and there are those that I only see when their dog shits in my yard. I guess I can expect to meet both kinds at the M&G.

If you actually took the time to read the questions in my posts, I didn't ask who goes to these M&G's, I asked what was the etiquette at these M&G's. I'm not sure what set you off on your tirades by that simple question. Perhaps you are a superior being [SARCASM] that naturally understands what to anticipate at any social event to which you are invited, but I am not. My hat is off to you [SARCASM]. However, it is a moot point as clearly others think these questions have merit and have taken steps to address them.

At least we agree that you're an asshole. that is a start.

Have a nice day

You can't be friends with everyone, unless your a drunk like me - LOL...

Well said, and yet I'm sure once you met the MnG guy, you would enjoy his company, and talking about the subject of discussion here and what makes them so interesting - diversity...

If you don't like the way I am putting these things together or screening potential people who may come, please feel free to put together your own little party. I can assure you it is not as easy as my initially think. Without any sort of screening or security, how many providers do you think would show up.

Further more, who am I to judge? if you ever read any of my post, I thoroughly explained that I would not be making a judgment call on anyone. There is a list of possibly a dozen guys who are veterans on this board and have been to several M&Gs who I would call on to help screen the potential newbie’s.

For you to personally attack me by saying that I must have no friends outside of this hobby is really out of line. How dare you even go down a road of personal attacks, considering you in no way know anything about me. For all you know I could be your dentist, or the guy who delivers your mail. The truth is you don't know anything about me. I never once, made any attempt to attack you.

You admit the majority of the members seem to be good people. Therefore, without screening how would I keep from exposing myself and providers who trust me to those members who are not good people?

Enjoy that drink with your friends; I highly doubt you will be at all missed at the M&G.

Ignore the idiots.

I think you're doing a great service. You've organized this well, and, despite the flames from some, have gone beyond the call of duty to welcome us newcomers to join in the fun. I appreciate the offer for the pre-M&G's If I'm still on the list despite my spat with MBnewbie I'll buy the first round.

Of the dozen consider senior by MnG C, MB is one of them - LOL, you might have to buy him 2, or I'll give him mine... Good Luck I'm still confused as to why you took offense to his original post that was intended to comfort not critize.

Maybe I should skip the Happy Hour and MnG, it might get ugly - LOL, hell, I'm the one who video tapes these thing - LOL - JOKE OK, no one does that, well, at least I hope not..

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