Look at this page. Over fifteen ads, with hardly a peek from the guys in DC. There's no conversation from all of you intelligent articulate studs in DC who are a huge wealth of information and ideas. What is going on! Three of my golfing pals get a lot more fine sex than I do and there must be dozens of guys who could contribute interesting tales and info here.
There is a lot to talk about. Let's do it!
Let's have an ongoing dialogue to help improve the DC hobbying experience. Let's all keep up with the new offerings on Eros-DC.com and new DC reviews of promising tartlets.
None of the bickering and flaming and dick-wagging of the other board, please.
None of the cliques and gangs of the other board.
Just positive stuff, and humor, except for Ripoff and poor service advisories.
You realize our e-mails to Eros got rid of French Maids, Baby Dolls, and their spinoffs.
Let's promote excellent beautiful great service providers too.
Question 1: Where in DC is a little sex toy and supply store where you can get water soluble lubricants in various flavors for ladies who like to add a little tasty flavor to bbj?
Think about it. Vanilla or banana flavor might increase her enthusiasm.
Question 2: Let's share our info and point running on new DC girls and new visitors.
I've posted 65 reviews in a little over a year, and this morning my dick fell off, so I'll have to pass the baton until I get that big new transplant and become Monster Schlong.
411? Any info on unreviewed Holly on Eros, the 877 637 3006 one?
See www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-holly34.htm ? Nice doggie pose.
Ad looks legit and the 877# plus e-mail means someone is organized. I'll go out for the Blonde Drilling Team unless somebody warns me away.
[Got a very nice e-mail from Holly, not a typo or garbled syntax anywhere, and very informative. I'll see her for sure this coming week. I think she's a hidden treasure whom nobody reviewed because they wanted to keep her secret!]
How about the new brunette Kelly at Tysons on Eros and 703 624 9006? Some many Kellys. So many Jessicas.
The new visiting Jessica I may go see.
[Got a nice e-mail from her too, and someone showed me a review. She mentioned her 'too on the right upper butt. She's the vix in the pics, but not overeducated ... a no if unusual grammar or 'toos bother you. Nice hardbody. Born to doggie]
Below: new Holly, articulate GFE student in DC
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Thanks. I have also done a few exploring on NYR (Not yet reviewed) ladies in LA lately. Still a long way from 65 reviews.
I have posted a response to your inquiry of Jessica in the Florida board. http://theeroticreview.com/msgBoard/ViewMsgBody.asp?BoardID=16&Page=1&Messageid=2963 which includes her TER reviews http://theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=18383 . She has a mixed rating on the two reviews. However, bigbluenh obviously don't like her type, so I will discount his review somewhat.
Holly on Eros-DC http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-holly34.htm looks cute but I don't think her measurement 34C-26-30 looks right. She seems to have a wider waist and a bigger butt.
Kelly on Eros-DC http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-mariah15-kelly1.htm has a better body, JMHO. However, I will be wary about these name changed web ads. She is an incall so it would be easy to verify if she is indeed the person in the photos.
BTW, if anyone remember the warning Keanu posted in this board about the visiting Courtney from Chicago http://theeroticreview.com/msgBoard/ViewMsgBody.asp?BoardID=6&Messageid=636 , there is a full face photo ad of her in Eros-Chicago that used the same link: http://www.eros-chicago.com/files/ch-cf1-courtney1.htm . Don't know whether she is actually the same person he met.
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Nobody has a 30 in measurement there, except a teen midget.
Has to be a typo. I'll measure it with my tongue.
About that list. Unfriendly people read these boards.
I'd rather not ever be on that list because it could be used as a shortlist to investigate with those fancy fed electronic tools.
If you had a little envelope for IMs I could elaborate, but don't put me there. I'll post another 20 reviews this year, but only if I'm never on another list. I'm just passing on info to other hobbyists, not trying out for a Gold Medal, much less a jumpsuit.
BTW, Baby Dolls, Miami Gold Escorts and Miami Party just posted ads in Cityvibe LA. I guess they switch tactics after you exposed them in DC and Boston. Just posted a warning in LA board.
However, a similar agency, Miami Passion, is still advertising in Eros-Chicago. I have posted a warning in the Chicago board. They also posted their ads in Eros-Arizona in Sept. These RO B&S agencies are like roaches. This is a constant fight that will never end.
Take care and thanks again. Looking forward to read the other 20 reviews 
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that says: "Schlong, you are getting entirely too much fine poon!"
This rich uncle left me a ton of dough but stipulated I had to spend it all on leggy hot wet women with pouty lips who are Hoover-certified! But only if they are students enrolled in something real. No water ski-ing majors. Uncle Schlong reads these boards and sends messages through Madame Clito that he's enjoying this vicariously from the TPC Course in hell where he and his buddies are.
Where do the B&S pics of French Maids et al come from?
If we could find the source, we could let them know that B&S people are violating their copyrights and really have some fun.
Miami Passions is a fall-back fraud scheme of the others, with no website to speak of, so they are harder to trace down.
MP is still active in the Eastern Cities, such as Philly, Boston, and Chicago.
Keep up the good work. I'd bet that Staff could convert an alias to a real name for you so you could use the message system. It has fewer FBI agents assigned to monitor it looking for acronym, such as the FOTC-FYBO-BBJTEOKU Hoover Task Force.
I've tried to get folks here to share as well using the chat room, and not much luck. Happy to contribute when I can. Here in DC a lot.
Rick2
I don't get a chance to post much, but just wanted to say thanks to Schlong for giving me info on some of these hot ladies. It's guys like you, and the other reviewers, that have saved me money over the last year.
LostSchlong,
I know you wanted the men's input but I had to provide you with an answer regarding the various lubricants.
There is a place on Conneticut Avenue in Dupont Circle called The Pleasure Place (202) 483-3297. They have a wide variety of toys, lubes, etc. for the discerning adult.
Have fun.
Jan
Regarding brunette Kelly, there are two very positive reviews of her on the Gentlemen's Review...
What is the link for that review? I had the URL once and missplaced it. You can PM me.