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Peppermint 567 reads
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I went a little nuts a few weeks ago and booked appointments with several hot visiting ladies this week...one today, thurs,fri and Saturday. All were flying in today or tomorrow. Was really looking forward to it. Well sheeeeeeit...looking like that may not happen and I will be stuck playing with my flesh light this week. Or maybe some local fair!?!? Anyone else in the same boat?

foreroticreview366 reads

First off the flesh light refernce- I have always, always wanted to try that thing and damn near bought one while shopping lingerie for my ATF at a sex shop in Alexandria last month.  

DC has some incredible local talent to satiate your needs, nothing wrong with supporting the local ladies bud.  Maybe make a snow-women in the specific configuration of your ideal provider, then hang a sign on said snow-women that says "local visitor seeks snow-women's twin"?

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Peppermint313 reads

oh dude you need to try it. I ordered mine online, well worth it.
btw, there is a sex shop in Alexandria? Where is that?

Posted By: foreroticreview
First off the flesh light refernce- I have always, always wanted to try that thing and damn near bought one while shopping lingerie for my ATF at a sex shop in Alexandria last month.  

DC has some incredible local talent to satiate your needs, nothing wrong with supporting the local ladies bud.  Maybe make a snow-women in the specific configuration of your ideal provider, then hang a sign on said snow-women that says "local visitor seeks snow-women's twin"?

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foreroticreview400 reads

Well, I wouldn't want a Flesh Light replacing my local ATFs, the DC economy would never survive the hit in its current state.

:-)

Le Tache on King Street.  Very, very nice place and most importanly the ladies in there made me feel extremely comfortable shopping there.  Best lube for anal?  Yes, they know the answer to that...

:-)

http://www.yelp.com/biz/le-tache-alexandria

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Peppermint224 reads

Posted By: foreroticreview
Well, I wouldn't want a Flesh Light replacing my local ATFs, the DC economy would never survive the hit in its current state.

:-)

Le Tache on King Street.  Very, very nice place and most importanly the ladies in there made me feel extremely comfortable shopping there.  Best lube for anal?  Yes, they know the answer to that...

:-)

http://www.yelp.com/biz/le-tache-alexandria

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Sexy Gymnast245 reads

Love that place! :)

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DCGent1968360 reads

Thanks for this recommendation. It would be great fun to go shopping there with a sexy lady like you.

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Sexy Gymnast204 reads

Lol ha..

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Sexy Gymnast280 reads

Flesh light, no fun!

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foreroticreview211 reads

...miss ya bunches already.  

:-)

YOU never need worry about being replaced by a flesh-light, or anything else for that matter young lady.  Intimacy defined is what this lady is, gentlemen.

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Sexy Gymnast228 reads

Awwwww ;;) giggle* hi

Posted By: foreroticreview
...miss ya bunches already.  

:-)

YOU never need worry about being replaced by a flesh-light, or anything else for that matter young lady.  Intimacy defined is what this lady is, gentlemen.

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