DC TOUR
5/6    Fri.,        *booked*
5/7    Sat.,       9 am-11 pm available
5/8    Sun        9 am-12 pm available
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May 4th:
If you are in NYC before that, I will be doing spoken word, the topic is the hobby, and it will be at the KGB Bar 85 E. 4th St. btwn 2/3 Aves. I have no idea what to wear. Pasties?
http://www.kgbbar.com/
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May 11th:
Miki the MILF's party in NYC. You must be privately invited to attend.
http://theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=38382
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CHARLES GATEWOOD IN NEW YORK

Thursday, May 12 - 7-10 pm   $50

        Join renowned photographer Charles Gatewood, "family photographer of America's sexual underground," for this fun 3-hour workshop, based on his new Greenery Press book, PHOTOGRAPHY FOR PERVERTS.  Learn the dos and don'ts of adult photography, plus how to meet and work with exotic models,   getting published and exhibited, model releases and 2257 record keeping, tech tips, and lots more.  Students are encouraged to bring their cameras and examples of their work for critique.  NetMichelle, a lovely nude model, will be present to pose for all who attend.
                  Museum of Sex, 233 Fifth Ave (27th St) NYC

More info:  http://www.museumofsex.com
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Friday, May 13 - 7-10 pm   Free

        Art@Large is proud to present an exhibition of vintage and recent photographs and collages by legendary photographer Charles Gatewood. "Gatewood's world is freakish, earthy, blunt, erotic--most of all, terribly and beautifully alive." --A.D. Coleman, NY Times.

    When Charles Gatewood began photographing America's sexual underground in the mid-1960s, he was considered by many to be an obsessed eccentric whose concerns were extremely marginal.  Today however, as public nudity, blatant exhibitionism, full body tattooing and piercing, extreme fetish practices and various forms of sadomasochistic excess have entered mainstream culture, Gatewood's photographs appear not only artistically and historically significant, but also uncannily prophetic.

We are especially pleased to also present vintage gelatin silver prints from Gatewood's rarely seen 1972-76 "WALL STREET" essay, which was awarded two fellowships from NY State Arts Council plus the Leica Medal of Excellence.  Vintage prints from Gatewood's first book SIDETRIPPING (1975, with William S. Burroughs) will also be available, as will a large selection of Gatewood's fine art photography books.

        An opening reception for the Mr. Gatewood will be held on Friday, May
13, 2005, 6 - 9:00pm, at: Art @ Large, 630 Ninth Ave, (btwn. 44/45th
Sts.)  #707, New York City. 212.957.8371.  The show continues for four weeks. ( I, Netmichelle, will be at the opening, and I will be featured in huge art prints on the wall.)

        More info:  Paul J. Carvalho, Media Liaison, Art @ Large. 212.957.8371     
  
http://www.artatlarge.com/pages/Gatewood_pages/GATEWOOD_index.htm

Charles Gatewood
[email protected]
http://www.charlesgatewood.com
newsgroup/mailinglist: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/flashvideo
(He has some WILD fetish videos that he sells, not just the thick art coffee table books.)

Flash Productions
PO Box 410052
San Francisco, CA 94141
ph 415-267-7651
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May 13-15:     8th Annual NYC Tattoo Convention
Fri. 13: 4pm - 12am
Sat. 14: 12pm - 12am
Sun. 15: 12pm - 8pm

http://www.nyctattooconvention.com/

ps... Tattoo Convention is at Roseland, 239 W. 52 St.  and is just off of Broadway. It opens Friday and goes from 4-12.  All day Sat and Sun.  I'll be there!
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May 17th
*** MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE ****
I will be working with BELLADONNA in LA on one of her webcam shoots.
'Nuff said.
http://www.netmichelle.com/belladonna.html

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http://theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=22694
http://www.geministarr.com/
Trust me, she is about as good as it gets.

*sigh*

Don't know what refund you are talking about.lol I see you are a very busy lady. live nude model very interesting..

I haven't had a refund from Uncle Sam since 1986.

"Ready to blow that tax refund??" Is that a question or a statement? Just kidding honey.

So does that mean you became a super villain that year? Just a guess  - don’t know of any super villain that pays taxes to get a return…  You would be a first.

Or does that mean your Uncle Sam is cheap - then I would talk to Aunt Sue to get that refund - might not have had anything to do with tax after all....

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I am trapped in the house with her and all the kids are gone. I don't like the way she is looking at me either..lol She even cooked me breakfast..She wants something.lol

I'll call - it's an emergency - a friend is in trouble - needs assistance - but you will have to schedule something for the both of us - LOL

Damn, nettie, if they let you post reviews I'd be out of a job.  Thanks for the heads up on the babes.  My list is getting longer everyday!

You are funny.. Slow day..I will lurk on the NY board..lol

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If my wife cooked my breakfast, I'd feed a bit to my dog and see if he died before I ate one bite.

As for making her disappear, try this. Bring home some roses and a nice bottle of wine, put some romantic music on the stereo, shower and put on just a bit of your best colonge...

Everytime I do this, my wife disappears.

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Normally the wine bottle get thrown at me and roses get cut up..hee hee

Now I know why the dog died, she is such a devious lady..Thanks for the information Lex, I can alway count on you.lol

Lex, that's because you don't send them too much tax during the year.  Wise economics, actually.  But then, who ever said super- villains were stupid??

It's already pinned down. I'm going to be out of town that weekend, anyway. Have fun, M!

"Tampax Price Check In Discount Store"

 A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price. She thought she'd die of embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "Price check on lane thirteen.  Tampax. Supersize." As if that wasn't bad enough, the person looking for the price misunderstood  the word "Tampax" for "Thumbtacks." In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom, "Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with a hammer?"

Shouldn't you be in bed by now?? What are you doing still up? LOL!


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You are right--can't beat that one! Hmm...but here's something that might help me get a head...

For some reason, the link to the original pic (Viagra "ad") isn't working anymore. Check out this website for more funny stuff, though...

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/55000/55454vBDA_w.jpg

(Late? Planning to sleep in tomorrow!)

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You are funny..

being paid and tipped from a tacks refund??  {Looking for cover}

Gemini is amazing isn't she!!!

B-Pop

The timing of this one sucks.  Blah, no ladies for me this week.  Visits to Karina and Nettie will have to be postponed.

Edited to add:  Wow, I leave for a weekend and you guys are all fired up on a topic.  Damn, missed that too.

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