Thats right for the guys. Today it's your turn to advertise here on the DC board. A bit of reversal of roles. For today the gentleman who choose to participate will be the provider, post an ad with pics (obviously not real ones), list your rates, services, donations that you would charge the ladies, and why the ladies will like you in other words whats you specialty. Yea yea yea we've heard the stories in the back room of how all of you are the best pussy eaters or the greatest lovers, or hung like a horse. Well next Friday will be your day to sing your praises. Now for the ladies you can comment in the thread. You can givem shit about fake pictures, photo shopped pics, old not current or accurate pics, ncns, their donation and even write a mini review is so inclined, if you have partaken of the fruit. I would think you ladies would want to use aliases but if you get in the thread with an alias stay with it for the whole thread. Guys who post ads can't use aliases.
Hair: Dirty Height: 5’1 Weight: 200lbs Eyes: Blood Shot Ethnicity: White Boy A little about me: Red Neck to The Max Things I love: Huntin Fishin Chewin and Spittin. A Woman who can bait her own hook, ownes a good john boat with trolling motor and will take a chew ever now and then. Things I hate: Cheap ass women. Boy Friend Material? Damn Straight let me spit out my chew Smoker? Yea I got a good one. I’ve smoked a Hog or two Tattoos: I have black widow on the head of my dick. Cain’t see the hour glass until you stir him a bit though. Once he gits excited watch out cause he’ll bite you! Favorite Drink: Mogan David Black berry wine, good shine oh and a PBR Hobbies: Servicing the Ladies Favorite quote: Git R Done Incall / Outcall / Curb Service: My incall is my outcall, back seat of my 63 Caddy but iffin ur in a hurry I can circle the block a few times. If you stand real still and we catch the red lights just right I’ll git r done while you wait at the curb. Might take me a few times around but hey I do offer a money back guarantee.
Donation: Gas and Parking Money. I do offer discounts for a really good reviews on TER.
Speciality: Afluent in the Art of Love Makin, you’ll feel like you were right at home as if you were with that POS husband or BF of yours.
Gods gift to the Ladies
I’m low volume and only see a select few unless ur really quick.
100% Me or It’s Free. Don’t miss this once in a lifetime Offer
The only hobbyist awesome enough to need his own website (even though it's just a free one).
theKilt
Kuddle I M 4 U Listen, it's me or it's free. Total package
theKilt
Celebrating his 10th anniversary servicing the Baltimore/DC area.
theKilt
Feel the HEATT (Hobbyist Experience All The Time)
theKilt
First to be cast in the upcoming Bravo reality TV series, "The Real Hobbyists of DC", playing the role of the self-absorbed, bon vivant "Tommy". Hey, Bravo is still doing casting calls for the following, if anyone is interested:
* The One & Done Number-Runner-Upper * Advertisement validator * Newbie * Regional board pariah/codger * MFM-phobe that thinks one wrong turn will make the session into an MMF and completely change his orientation forever * Know-it-all * Moderator (fugly?)
Each episode (currently 16 have been purchased for production) will focus and follow one of the characters each week with the others acting as supporting cast (antagonist or protagonist) providing offline commentary for maximum entertainment. The wacky shenanagins should be endless. There's already talk of having condoms spiked with pepper oil, having a "Crying Game" episode, and where the whole cast gets bed-ridden with a really bad case of ED. Hilarious!
theKilt
Won't wilt.
theKilt
The only man offering a rewards program for every contact. Earn your "Kilt Bucks" for every interaction (text, email, phone call, meeting, or pizza delivery) and start building a future of ever increasing rewards. Details forthcoming!
theKilt
Will personally be presenting his massive new product launch at the next hugely attended regional gathering.
theKilt
Imagine Gene Wilder, only different.
theKilt
He is... "The Most Interesting Hobbyist in the World". Stay horny, my friend.
theKilt
The last word in hobbyist experiences.
Rates and schedules all vary, but I am generally available for consultations in the Baltimore/Washington area. Will travel under the right circumstances. Check out my website for everything (and more!) you need to know.
Write me soon. All initial contact is via email. Your density awaits!
Ladies, are you becoming bored with your metro sexual BF, or disgusted with your drunken macho man? Looking for something not ordinary? Maybe you would like to make him jealous? Guaranteed to put his panties in a knot, or your money back. Dinners on you.
If you're looking for rough on the outside, willing in the middle, I'm your Guy.
Fluent in three languages Russian,French and Greek.
Special this visit >>>>> TER members only. one hour 169 overnight 869 Services offered: Most fetish and fantasy. Abuse me, use me, to your hearts content. Due to lessons learned, NO Cuffs.
This is not an offer of prostitution.
Sex expected between two willing adults.
Photo barely photo shopped.
To make an appointment PM only. If you don't have TER references , please don't waste my time.
Ladies, come on down to see what you've been missing.
I have the tongue of the energizer bunny and the sexual stamina of a fat cat politician out for you tax dollars. I truly provide the ultimate BF experience.
Before our time together I will make sure that I am meticulously groomed. The scent of Brut will titillate you, as well as cover up the fertile man-scent of my crotch. I will fluff all my fur so that it WILL get stuck in your teeth. I brush my teeth at least once each week, and I will make sure I partake of some smothered chili-con-carne before our date.
Services I provide: DFK (share that chili goodness) Cum before you Roll-over & fall asleep (you can let yourself out) Tell you if that dress makes you look fat Pick my ass and scratch my crotch Ignore your needs and desires Pass copious quantities of gas
For that special time, I can also bring a friend (see link). All pictures are recent and untouched.
Gifting: 15 minutes: 150 Krispy Kremes (works for me) Dates longer than 15 minutes are not available unless you're buying the cheese biscuits at Red Lobster
All gifts are for my time only, and you receive no services.
Ladies, come on down to see what you've been missing.
I have the tongue of the energizer bunny and the sexual stamina of a fat cat politician out for you tax dollars. I truly provide the ultimate BF experience.
Before our time together I will make sure that I am meticulously groomed. The scent of Brut will titillate you, as well as cover up the fertile man-scent of my crotch. I will fluff all my fur so that it WILL get stuck in your teeth. I brush my teeth at least once each week, and I will make sure I partake of some smothered chili-con-carne before our date.
Services I provide: DFK (share that chili goodness) Cum before you Roll-over & fall asleep (you can let yourself out) Tell you if that dress makes you look fat Pick my ass and scratch my crotch Ignore your needs and desires Pass copious quantities of gas
For that special time, I can also bring a friend (see link). All pictures are recent and untouched.
Gifting: 15 minutes: 150 Krispy Kremes (works for me) Dates longer than 15 minutes are not available unless you're buying the cheese biscuits at Red Lobster
All gifts are for my time only, and you receive no services.
I'm a chubby chaser. I let it take the lead. Deacon says that chasing tail's gonna be the end of me. I'm tired of wearing these chap ass suits and hiding behind thick glasses. My weakness ain't chuncks of green rocks but big titties and fat asses.
I'll be your Superman. I'll do whatever I can. Break a red brick with a single whip. Stretch you out, make you scream and shout.
When girl's give it up, it's always to their gain. Girl if you give it up to me, you just won't be the same. I'm gonna take my sweet time cause I can't think of nothin' better. Ice might be your best friend but I'm gonna make you wetter.
I'll be you Superman I'll do whatever I can. Break a red brick with a single whip. Stretch you out make you scream and shout.
Set yourself at ease girl you'll be doin' fine. I can give you what you want girl 'cause I can read your mind. So sit back and relax ease your seatback back as I fly you around the world. We'll start off in France, they got a language that makes the tongue dance. Next we'll go to Russia to get you string of pearls. And don't forget the babyoil when we go touring the Greek Islands.
I'll be your Superman. I'll do whatever I can. Break a red brick with a single whip. Stretch you out make you scream and shout.
I have what you really want, all in one package. The BFE you want, but never get.
I will listen attentively to your problems. I will wholeheartedly agree with you that your boyfriend/spouse/client really is/was a jackass. I can cook you a gourmet meal. I can fix your computer. I can balance checkbooks and accurately file tax returns. I will have a leisurely discussion about the topics of your choice. I will compliment you on how you look, and sincerely mean it. I can give a mean foot massage. I will be there when you want, and not be there when you don't. I will be prompt, never no-show you.
YOU DESERVE THIS!
All that phenomenal service for the reasonable rate of $150/hour. As a special bonus, off-the-clock fucking is free!
Isn't this what womens' gay friends are for , other than the off the clock fucking part. May we could call this service BGFFE (best gay friends forever experience).
Hell if I know. I figure they get enough macho shit and stuff that I'd try the other direction. Marketing to women is so much more complicated than marketing to men. We are easy. In more ways than one...
Posted By: joelrick
Isn't this what womens' gay friends are for , other than the off the clock fucking part. May we could call this service BGFFE (best gay friends forever experience).
Ladies, can you handle the truth ?? The real, honest-to-goodness truth?? Like you've never seen in a guy's ad before ?? Don't you want to see photos that are accurate ?? Wouldn't it be nice if a guy would live up to his promises about fulfilling your needs and desires ??
I hope so. Because if you can handle TRUTH - I'll tell it to ya AND show it to ya !!
Ready ?? Here ya go !!!
I'm a 6' 5" 220 lb romantic. A kisser ?? Oh yeah. Always ready for minty fresh LFK or as DFK as you'd like. Massage ?? I'm not trained, but I'm more than willing. Acronyms ?? I like the ones that would make it a BFE for us both. Positions ?? Willing to go wherever you want - and can expect a tall guy to go !!!!
Any good, so far ??
Well, thanks !!!
But, now I have to deflate that image of me that you have in your mind's eye. At 52 years old - I'm better with a women, not a young gal who would put me in a hospital. Like I said, I'm Mr. Romance. Give me the time to give you what you want !!! After that, I can pass out.
What about my looks ??
Well, I'm retired ex-Navy - not a model for Calvin Klein. I'd only wear a kilt - commando style - behind closed doors. Same goes for my Elvis, Chewwie, Clark Kent, and rock / rap star impersonations. My hair is in a reverse trend towards the back of my front. No amount of Rogaine would likely work, and shaving my head would show all of the cracks, dings, and scars on my skull.
So, that's it, ladies.
If you're interested - just post your contact info here & I'll get in touch with you. Really in touch "with you" !!! My rates ?? Whatever yours are. And you buy dinner, OK ??
Just check out the pic - if you can handle the TRUTH !!!
It's from a Vet's day a few years ago. I'll try to put a 2nd one up later. it's my Navy pic from the late 70's. I was 18 - ancient history. The link shows a posting from your very own DC board that shows a photo that really looks like me. Honest.
I suppose this is why fellas might not be good at this sort of ad !!! Unless you wear a kilt, of course !!!!
I don't wish to go against TER rules, etc -- but I think I'm OK to try this.
I'll do a link to 1 of the pics. Then you can just change the URL in order to see the 2nd one. ( change photo titles between " usnmannythen " and " usnmannynow " )
Not sure why the original TER link didn't work. I cut & paste it and it comes right up. Again, not wishing to go against TER rules - but it comes up the regular way also, so .....
He showed up on time in his Kilt with his Bag and Pipes in tow as i requested.He looked ready to go his head has this super sexy look actually,I like it,it is so Big and hard so smooth . I am so glad I TOFTT on this one .He is so tall and willing to please I suggested he make an instructional video on daty actually as I think he might make more of a difference in the world that way.I HIghly Suggest getting your freak on with Manny ,.Thank you Manny Man! Lianna Gerrit
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