So I'm in Richmond on business and I'm in the mood for a massage and at a minimum standard release.  Only a few options in the first place but I settle on a location.  I enter, pay the fee and on my stomach I go.  Provider had good massage skills; brushed the boys and gave helluva glut massage which had me anticipating the flip.

On the flip more teashing than massage then, are you ready, As she sees my member filling with blood she asks... "which hand would I like her to spray the oil?"  Huh!?!?  She notes that she can't but I can.  WTF!?!?  

Aaaahhhhh, my response was no thanks and settled in for her to complete the massage; dressed and left.  Has this what the AMP world has come to...at least in smaller locals!?!?  WOW!  I was more amused than pissed and got a good laugh outta that one.............LMAO!!

END OF MESSAGE

At least you can tip yourself!!