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slipry 115 Reviews 906 reads
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I love this coming from an alias "jump in with both your feet, or else stay away from posting provocative posts." But do so under an alias and stir up shit, hahaha

So Fog, why you let this shit get you upset? His post's are amusing me :)

Foggarty4757 reads

OK...

I had an appointment this week with a provider I've seen before and we always have fun... however, I had an experience which has forever tarnished my attraction towards her and I dare say will likely be unable to see her again as a result!

First off... NO, I will not share her identity with anyone so do not PM me asking for the info! I'm sure she is mortified that I would say something to someone but I am not that type of person so DO NOT ASK!

So we are doing a heavy makeout session and things are steaming up... clothes are being shed and I reach down to finger her and I feel something inside her... low and behold it is a used condom! I pulled it out and needless to say she was embarrased as hell and I was down right repulsed! I mean the session ended right there... She obviously knew I lost interest and her embarrasement must have left her in the same state!!!

Has this ever happened to anyone else??? If so how did you react, or if not.... how would you?

We literally said maybe a few words/sentences before I left... It was mostly "you ok", "yeah", "see ya later"... nothing of substance and it was pretty uncomfortable while getting dressed! I mean I was really grossed out! I'm not goint to review her or anything and I certainly still like her as a person but my attraction to her is permanently mared!!!! I honestly have no interest in seeing her again!!!!

Also, is it possible for her to not konw that was inside her???? Is that even possible? Isn;t this a personal hygene issue??? I'm deeply troubled by the fact she was not aware of it and it also removes the feeling that you are the "only guy", however fake and delusional that feeling may be anyway!

She sent me a text the next day with an appology and asking to see me again to make up for it but I honestly have no interest... I've yet to respond to her but what do you say after something like that????

Fog

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minibeef1612 reads

First- dude! Sorry this happened to you! There is no mental recycle bin or photoshop for what happened to you!
This has never happened with a provider - thank god!- but I did have an incident in private life where I was in the act of fucking a very nice young lady, and my condom did slide off inside of her.  She was mortified as I had to reach in to pull it out, and was apologizing to me, but I recovered nicely and said "Not your fault, my dick wasn't big enough to fill out the condom".  For which she said "oh baby, don't worry your dick is plenty big enough for me."  :)

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forbes1363 reads

I also must say sorry that happened to you.  

My story doesn't involve a condom or a provider, but rather a sponge that had a broken loop.  For those too young ... you would put it in before sex and take it out several hours after via a fabric loop-- it was supposed to suck up sperm and kill them with spermicide.  We were travelling and had monster sex that morning, but now it was time to remove the device.  I recall her bringing me into the ladies room where ever we had stopped telling me I had to go in after it.  She was roomier than others I have been with but still could only get 3 fingers in and couldn't grip the sponge itself.  Ultimately after about 20 min I was able to grip the material of the broken loop btween my 3 fingers, and dislodge it.   That was a time I really could have put a speculum to good use.  Never have quite looked a fingering a girl the same way.

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conscientious_hobbyist1281 reads

...but one time I was making out with a lady she her period came. She was very much embarrassed and I was very uncomfortable. That kind of stuff happens with girlfriend/wife. Thankfully, she refunded me my money and I was on my way out.

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67dc1630 reads

Let's say she is having sex.  Let's say the condom is on the guy but not all the way down the shaft.  The motion can draw it up even further.  Now, the guy who put the condom there knew it was there but when it came off she probably didn't know.  The jerk who put it there likely acted like he took it off before he came, probably outside of her since she would otherwise look for the condom.

With so much tactile motion going on during sex it is very possible this could have happened.  

Your finding it probably mortified her beyond words.  This isn't her fault, she probably remembers whose fault it is though and he probably won't get a return visit.  

Sorry this happened to you.  Gross.

67dc

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Foggarty1483 reads

That is kinda what I was thinking... had to be the schmuck who saw her before hand! That pretty much means they had BBFS to be honest b/c that would be the only point I could think to do something like that! I agree it is not likey her fault and it certainly is not my fault... I just don't think I could ever see her in a sexual way again!!! Too bad also... she is one fine lady!

It's kinda like the first time a girl farts or takes a dump when you are around... sets the stage for how serious the relationship is... and w/ her I was not feeling it if you know what I mean!

Still bothers me though since it just makes me feel like she didn't shower or clean herself between clients... Even though I'm sure that is not the case it still creeps me out!


Fog

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slipry1249 reads

Hahaha, you better hope so, and not a couple of guys before :)

OMFG this story has me in tears laughing, sorry....

OK should she know? OH HELL YES. This is an issue of accountability, counting and disposing of the condoms. I can tell you every time I am finish with one they make a point of taking care of it's disposal almost immediately, if not at least put it someplace where they can take care of it later.

And yes, the guy who lost it likely lost it early and fucked her to a finish inside, lucky when you were fingering her you didn't help that creampie come out like in the porn flix hahaha, talk about being grossed out - I'm sure you would have hurled

I mean what kind of jerk wouldn't know it was lost and just leave it behind? And I am questioning whether or not the provider does anything to clean up after. It's probably a good thing you didn't go in for the DATY hahaha.

But dude, excuse me, if I was finger her and felt there was something strange inside I don't think I'd be trying to take it out, who knows, it could have been something she intentionally put inside her, like her keys, or earnings for the day, or maybe that watch I lost hahaha.

Yes I would have left it but definitely told her sometime is up (there) and maybe she should take a look.

OK Fog, now tell me, was it empty or full???

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Foggarty1371 reads

It was empty.. and nothing else came out... (THANK GOD)!!!

I have a weak stomach and that would likely have enduced projectile vomiting to occur!

Believe me that did cross my mind though and is what ultimately caused my subsequent grosse out!!!! I mean, I was just repulsed! That isn't even a strong enough word!..uhg... SOOO grosse!!!

and I only pulled it out becuase she was kinda looking at me like "what is that".... And then I produced the Coupe De Grace... I will never be able to get the image out of my mind... both of that event and the expression on her face!!! She just went pale!!! It was like she saw a ghost or something!

Pretty bad!!!!!

Fog

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anotherViewPoint1139 reads

All the ladies that I have been with check to see that the condom after I cum. They also check to see if that condom has busted. That was down right gross. The good ladies clean between sessions. I will make a guess that she could be high on drugs when seeing clients. As result she might be cleaning between sessions. Now we will have to go through all his reviews to figure out who she is to avoid. I am sure this has happened to other reviewers that she has seen and they decided not to disclose the information in the review.  There are several other reasons why he might not want to give out her name, I won't post that.

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conscientious_hobbyist1251 reads

Was it one of those Agency girls who don't get time to even wash their pussy or use mouthwash after the appointment? I wouldn't be surprised if it were....

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Foggarty1089 reads

I do not use agencies...

Long ago in my early days I partook of the agency girls but with the many scandals and outtings over the years with various agencies I've kept off the radar of sharing personal infomation with them for their verification process. That cost me one relationship and I will not let it happen again!

I would not really say it is fair to stereotype agency girls as dirty, or high volume though! while the likelyhood of that being true may be increased, there are several reputable agencies in DC (and elsewhere) that offer very safe, clean and satisfying ladies! I just choose to stay away from agencies as a rule based on the screening process and having your personal info out there!

The lady in question is actually a well reviewed independant lady here and though she does not post (at least not to my knowledge) she does know about TER and I assume check it every now and again as we've discussed it several times.

If she reads this thread I'm sure she will faint but hopefully she knows I will keep her identity a secret!

Fog

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Foggarty1088 reads

To be honest..

This is why I did not post her information and why I will not pass along her identity to posters. There is no malice here... or deception; Therefore, no need for her to be indentified!!!!

I have not ever written a review on her so don't penalize any of the ladies whom I've reviewed recently!!!

I certainly do not want to affect her (or anyone elses) business and if I believed there was any intent or ill will behind the situation I would mention the individual discretely to posters who inquired. Since that is not the case I see no reason to out her! She was genuinely embarrassed and it showed... and we all make mistakes! So grow up and stop casting aspersions to your own version of the truth!

Also, being that you are posting under an alias and therfore unwilling to step forward to make your accusations I would hope that you at least consider the posibility you have no clue what you are talking about!

Sincerely,
Fog

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conscientious_hobbyist951 reads

of someone who clearly didn't exhibit basic personal hygiene or responsibility of checking her PUSSY to see if there was something stuck in there. Couldn't see feel that there was CONDOM in there? I find it hard to buy that she didn't unless she was really HIGH on crack.

Your post is useless information to us unless you tell us her name!!!

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anotherViewPoint1084 reads

He is trying to throw us off with the post.  Someone created a artificial intelligence program along with some searching to figure this stuff out. Not sure when the site will be up though. I will have to ask me friend to run this as a test case to come up an answer, lol.

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slipry1007 reads

I found it very entertaining, especially when an alias comes out to complain how useless a post is can't even receive a PM to be more informed hahaha

Maybe he should have posted this as an alias and told everyone to PM him if they wanted to know more hahaha, now that would have been even more entertaining.

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conscientious_hobbyist1241 reads

but with no substance. It sounds like a made up story to attract attention. And it's completely OK for me to use alias to make the post since I didn't make the original post in the first place. The burden of responsibility is on the OP not me.

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Foggarty857 reads

and the thread should be removed.. .I was more interested in finding out if it had happened to anyone else... and for folks to share their opinions on the subject which is what I got, but now folks are just requesting her info...

Perhaps i should have kept my big mouth shut but I was compelled to write on the board just b/c it bothered me so much...
Sorry if folks find that frustrating but my intent was not to provide information to the board but more to get info from it... I see now how that may have been a mistake!

Fog

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conscientious_hobbyist869 reads

We've just had so much people posting in here giving only half of the information. If you want to post, jump in with both your feet, or else stay away from posting provocative posts.

If what you stay is the truth, and what you say indeed happened, you can still correct the situation by posting the information.

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Foggarty1197 reads

I'm in no way suggesting my post was untruthful or otherwise saying posted as a means to attract attention. So don't mistake my previous post as some kind of Mea Culpa to you or the other alias that is bitching and making accusations!

I was simply pointing out the fact that you may have been right that I should not have made the post based on everyone's expectation that I "out" the provider!

I don't feel the need to "correct" any "situation"!!!!! you can choose to believe not believe any portion of my (or anyone else's) post, but don't think for one minute that I give a flying fuck if you choose one way or the other! Take what you will from the posty and move along ifyou don't like it or find it useful!

I have no intention of posting her info!!! and the fact you think I'm intimidated by someone who uses an alias is beyond annoying to say the least! When you have the balls to come out of your little cocoon and share your opinion openly then I'll be more apt to take your critisism... but until then you can stuff it up your ass... howerver, and as many times as you'd like!


Oh... and peace be with you...

Fog

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slipry907 reads

I love this coming from an alias "jump in with both your feet, or else stay away from posting provocative posts." But do so under an alias and stir up shit, hahaha

So Fog, why you let this shit get you upset? His post's are amusing me :)

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Tall69691100 reads

I would not out the provider either.  It's not like she did bait-and-switch; stole your money or similar actions.  She was simply one of the ladies in your rotation that made a major mistake for the industry that she is in and the services that she provides with a loyal customer.  Any provider, who uses condoms, has the potential to make that mistake albeit one that should never be made.

And fuck-em Fog especially when Alias want to get all self righteous!!

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anotherViewPoint911 reads

We are just trying to bring up other view points. Sometimes they can rub people the wrong way. They get people to think of the possibilities. Please stop posting that we fuck our mothers, we don't do such things. That type of talk shows your level of intelligence.

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slipry1109 reads

Please stop posting that we fuck our mothers, we don't do such things. That type of talk shows your level of intelligence.
OMG thats too funny, OK OK, so you may not fuck your mother, but don't speak for the entire alias community, I think some do :P

And I'm betting you have fucked someone's mother at least once in your life. And if you haven't, then you don't have kids and are missing out on all the MILF action out there hahaha

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slipry953 reads

Especially when an alias tells you too. I mean they have nothing to loose so you should do what they tell you right? Yes, out the bitches, out the alias posters while you are at it hahaha, spineless cowards when it comes to doing the dirty work. Hell, they wouldn't want their reputation in the community fucked up and suffer chances of no one would see them hahaha

OMFG, this thread has entertained me on a very boring day at work.

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Foggarty968 reads

Glad you find humor in things!!! It is quite a refreshing reaction to witness!

Fog

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!Drunk_And_Broke1278 reads

You must be freaked out after something like that.
I've had condoms break on me before, both while I was with a provider / civvy. The closest one to your story was with a civvy girl. Not exactly sure how it happened, but it ended up leaving a piece dangling inside her.  At least it was my condom that was in there not someone else's

I got tested many times after that so I know I'm clean but that was freaky. It was scarier not because of STD (we were both clean) but fear of getting her pregnant because back then I still needed to finish school!

Kinda feel bad for your girl,  although she should have been more alert and paid attention to where condoms are....

Best thing to do would be to give it some time and let the feeling subside... No need to DNS a girl for an honest mistake. After a few days or weeks, I'm sure the attraction will come back again.

But still an amusing story.... LMAO!

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anotherViewPoint981 reads

As result she might not  be cleaning between sessions.

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Foggarty928 reads

Now that is a constructive post... and certainly a realistic concern/possiblity!

Fog

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Tall69691120 reads

There was nothing in the condom because maybe it came off early in the stroking and he came in her........

Now that's a big YUCK!!

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anotherViewPoint911 reads

Also the previous client if he did what you posted the lady in question could become pregnant.

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Foggarty863 reads

That was my main concern from the whole thing! I felt the exposure to STD's was great and though I am very careful, I feel the need to get checked out now... so for the next couple weeks it'll be Hand jobs only so I can go get checked out!!! DAMN I hate being a responsible hobbiest sometimes!!!

At least we did not have intercourse... then I would have been really nauseated!

Fog

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db9111099 reads

So you wanted to share your story.  Done.

And you did not have sex with her because of possible STD's.  Check.

But you don't tell us who she is and we are possible clients of hers and we could be exposed to her possible STDs.  Thanks.

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Foggarty957 reads

Now that is a fair point!!!!!

However, I believe she is smart enough and respectful enought to get herself checked out! Her ads are not up at the moment so I assume she is on hiatus in order to working things out. Trust me that she is not some crack whore but perhaps a lady that made a mistake... albeit a big one but if she were out walking the street shooting Heroin and sucking of homeless guys I would certainly feel compelled to make the information available to my fellow hobbiests in order to protect themselves!

As it stands... I do not honestly believe she poses a health threat to the community so I am not going to reveal her. If in the event it becomes necessary I will gladly provide the info and provide any and all pertinent information but at this time it does not seem necessary.

Fog

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joelrick1173 reads

The last date I did with a street walker I had a good news/bad news situation happen to me. After removing my condom I found it covered with seman and thought that the condom had torn. It hadn't.

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anotherViewPoint1063 reads

Gracious sakes alive, I know you must be saying "Thank you Jesus" for condoms.

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Tall6969864 reads

You state "After removing my condom I found it covered with seman...."  Do you mean after REMOVING YOUR COCK, WHICH WAS IN HER PUSSY, WHICH WAS COVERED WITH A CONDOM, you found seman on it?

If that's that case then hell yes that's a very big YUCK and a mojor dodge of a major bullet!

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anon65331122987 reads

I had that happen to me once. I was going for round 2 and after a while started to lose wood and the condom slipped off. I can't say for sure if the lady realized it or not but I sure did! There is NO WAY the guy didn't know it happened. What a loser for not saying anything.

Posted By: Foggarty
OK...

I had an appointment this week with a provider I've seen before and we always have fun... however, I had an experience which has forever tarnished my attraction towards her and I dare say will likely be unable to see her again as a result!

First off... NO, I will not share her identity with anyone so do not PM me asking for the info! I'm sure she is mortified that I would say something to someone but I am not that type of person so DO NOT ASK!

So we are doing a heavy makeout session and things are steaming up... clothes are being shed and I reach down to finger her and I feel something inside her... low and behold it is a used condom! I pulled it out and needless to say she was embarrased as hell and I was down right repulsed! I mean the session ended right there... She obviously knew I lost interest and her embarrasement must have left her in the same state!!!

Has this ever happened to anyone else??? If so how did you react, or if not.... how would you?

We literally said maybe a few words/sentences before I left... It was mostly "you ok", "yeah", "see ya later"... nothing of substance and it was pretty uncomfortable while getting dressed! I mean I was really grossed out! I'm not goint to review her or anything and I certainly still like her as a person but my attraction to her is permanently mared!!!! I honestly have no interest in seeing her again!!!!

Also, is it possible for her to not konw that was inside her???? Is that even possible? Isn;t this a personal hygene issue??? I'm deeply troubled by the fact she was not aware of it and it also removes the feeling that you are the "only guy", however fake and delusional that feeling may be anyway!

She sent me a text the next day with an appology and asking to see me again to make up for it but I honestly have no interest... I've yet to respond to her but what do you say after something like that????

Fog

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kendradc2011864 reads

Thats the part that kind of upsets me. The guy knew his condom came off. Why wouldn't you stop, retrieve it and put a new one on. It doesn't take a minute to do that. We're suppose to be protecting each other. All the more reason we all need to get tested frequently. Its quick and easy just go to a planned parenthood anytime, they take walk ins everyday.

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kendradc2011849 reads

I am so mortified for you I can barely speak. You always check during to make sure its still on. That is just something you know where it is at all times. I don't know that she would have known it was inside her. We don't do a search mission on ourselves when washing. Although I think some might start now.

As grossed out as you felt finding it... I can only imagine the depth of humiliation she felt.

I'd tell her that it bothered you and that maybe once the impact has worn off you might be able to see her again but at this moment you just can't do it. Be honest, we're all adults.

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4newbie2944 reads

I had a lady visit me at my house.  We had a wonderful time. After pulling out, I immediately noticed the large wet spot we created.  I was thinking "I am the man" Then I noticed the condum tip was broken (not good).  But soon discovered it was the tip of another condum.  Unfortunately the lady became upset. The good news is that her and her friend got tested together and all is good. The bad news is that I realized the stain on my sheets is more that just her.................gross.  Thank goodness for Tide and a washing maching LOL!

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Foggarty859 reads

Id need Gas, and a match to get that stain out!!!!

EWWWWWWWWWW

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Posted By: 4newbie2
.   ... I realized the stain on my sheets ....
Suggestion: buy a double size beach towel to put on top of your bed.  A lot easier to toss it
in the washer than change your sheets.  I always take one in my duffle bag to a lady's incall.
They appreciate not having to worry about doing laundry.

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McDonald0001031 reads

Joking. That's pretty disgusting though. If I've seen that' I would have probably left too. Hell, I'll probably throw up first in the toilet, and not flush it, then leave. I've never heard of that before. Guess u came right before the other guy and she didn't have adequate time to prepare herself. She probably didn't wash up either, and you probably had the sloppy seconds.

I would hope that girls would know if something was up their pussy, I mean, at least that is what I think. She took it to a whole'nother level. Her pussy must be infested with nuts and all that. Another thing, what happen to the other guy? Wouldn't the previous guy knew that he lost it inside her? Thats an interesting scenario.

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Gov_Spitzer1370 reads

turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it

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Cynamon986 reads

I had something similar happen to me, but this was before I was providing, and it was with my boyfriend. He noticed the condom came off and we searched for at least 30 minutes trying to find it, including the sheets, area around the bed, and my vagina. But we couldn't find it, so I went to the hospital. They couldn't find it either and told me that it probably fell off at home and we just overlooked it.

Several days later, I was getting ready to take a bath instead of taking my usual shower, and that's when the condom came out. So even the nurse at the emergency room hadn't been able to find it. So it is possible for a lady to not realize that the condom was there, especially if the guy never told her. And it wouldn't indicate that she doesn't clean herself between sessions.

Most likely it was the guy before you since you were able to find it so easily. I do understand your reluctance to see her again, but I just didn't want you to assume that she didn't clean herself afterwards. Stuff like this can happen and the guy is a real jerk because he definitely knew the condom came off and he said nothing. I'm sure she is stressing because now she has possibly been exposed to STDs.

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