Or DATE apparently is a new fetish sweeping across Japan and is currently also here.
Really????
I am so sheltered.....

I now have a new #1 area on my body where I don't want someone's tongue to be
Link below:

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3423985

You know you want it !!

TER review "Eye Candy has the sexiest tastebuds I'd ever seen and trust me I saw them up close. Her buds were real, firm and all natural. Her feline tongue approached my baby blues and i just knew it was going to be a great afternoon.
She apologized for having jalepeno poppers for lunch as the acids tore through my cornea and dislodged my optic nerve. I will continue to see her as long as she will have me. Treat her eyeballs right boys"----  

In the spirit of htis posting, here's a joke I heard years ago.  Maybe its worth resurrecting.

A guy walked into a brothel and told the madame that he wanted to try something different.  He'd had lots of girls, but he wanted something new and exciting.  Her response was that they had a new girl, but she only had 1 eye.  The other one was glass, but that if he paid another $100, he could have sex in her eye socket.  

The man agreed, paid the money and was taken to a very beautiful woman.  After doing the deed in her eye socket, he got up and thanked her profusely -- swearing that she was so great he would definately have to try her again. Her response?  

She simply said -- "Great honey -- I'll keep an eye out for you!"
 

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