Clamidia or Itchy or Bugsy

No Porsche, Lexus, or other car names.

Wait, maybe I'd see a Yugo.

but if Sohia fits and you can't use it because of market confusion, why not Irena?

more on point and running down the down escalator as to names not to use, need i say Ethel?

I'm sitting here with staff over wine, tea and mountain dew, deciding on what to name a new associate. I want to name her Sophia but there is already one in this market. Regardless, during this process we've come up with a list of what we're calling "escort names NOT to use".

"Chokes At Finish"
Elvira
Cruella
Buffy
Blair
Renesmee
Succubus
Dementia
Denali
Anne Boleyn - Do we really have to explain why on this one ?
Trixie - Only works if you're dating a guy named Speed Racer
Dallas
Dakota
Chynna
Bertha - Sorry but visions of beached whales dancing in my head.
Cammi - a 40 something Wal-mart cashier who hasn't gotten over her cheerleader/homecoming queen dreams.
Sierra
Destiny
Desirae  

Dreams Penelope says "Any female name used in a the Twilight movie Series"

Tara says "Unless she kicks ass and kills Vamps, any women named Buffy is NOT to be taken seriously, unless she's dating a guy named Biff....... NOT!"

Audrey says A woman named "Chaos" is a women with enough tattoos to be a walking bill board.

Ok Folks have at, it what is your addition  to the escort names NOT to use?


Lee Dreams

Edamus, bibamus, gaudeamus.

Gertrude

I saw an ad for a lady using that name. That doesn't get a rise out of "Little Elvis"

Its not hard to read between the lines here
There is one nice name towards the end of that awful list who you apparently have a problem with.

Amilaya, Anita Bath, April Pealot, Barbie Dahl, Betty Kant, Comeona Wanalaya (visiting from Hawaii), Denise R. Nockin, Di Rhea, Dixie Normous, Eileen Left, Elle Mentry, Fawn del Maibalz, Ivanna Ripoff, Jena Talia, Jena Tolls, Jena Side, Keisha Meiash, Marge Innovera, Pat McGroin, Pat McRotch, Phyllis Up, Robyn DeCradle, Sandy Fagina, Sharon Cox, Sharon D. Zeazes, Stacy Recht, Sue Zicki, Tara Dikov, Titsiana Boobarini (my personal favorite - the busty cousin of Vinnie from Welcome Back Kotter fame) and Weny Bottom. Chortle...

EOM

It's not as clever as girls think it is =)

There's only one Oprah. lol

Would not use cornflakes, blanket, any number ( like seven from blossom), blossom, douchechillerella, sappy, mopey or any dwarf name except happy, oh and smurfette

That was fine for the 1920's.

Maybe you should have a naming contest for your new girls.  Winners could get double-time for same price.  (ie. Two hours for the price of one, etc...).

Oh come on...... than name is such a "gas".. after all it makes my list of "killer names"...Of course any woman named that would be a "Toxic and volatile"  relationship especially if she was a special "agent" used by military.


Ok that's all I got.... I'm done.

* laugh*

Lee Dreams

Edamus, bibamus, gaudeamus.

Frankly if her last name was Ono and  she was having a "Double Fantasy" my Elvis would be dead too.!


Lee Dreams

Edamus, bibamus, gaudeamus.

No between the lines at all... everyone knows the reason I can't stand Oprah is because her ego is bigger than mine !!!

Sorry but that just wont do at all!!  * laugh *

Yes, you're right. I did have a problem with Oprah and it did come up but it never made it to the list.

See Alias posting is useful for something   *smiles*


Lee Dreams

Edamus, bibamus, gaudeamus.

So do Ester, Ether, Benzene and Formaldehyde.

When I was a kid I knew a Naomi who looked like a Gertrude, then I met a few hot Naomis.

I told my friend if I ever decide to change my name, I will be changing it to Wilma.  LOL

BTW:  I don't agree with you.  A name is just a name.  It's how you treat people that can make a name great.  Plus I know a lady named Sierra that I really like and respect.  You all must have been pretty sauced when you came up with this.  LOL

Naomi is definitely not Gertrude. Lol

mabel or hazel?
if so, sorry, those were 2 names that popped into my head.