Must you always offer the logical, common sense, shortest distance between two points, simple solution with a total absence of negative validation drama seeking ?
( insert incredulous sigh here)
Dude, this is an escort discussion board, what are you trying to do make this place irrelevant? Next you'll be suggesting to Bravo channel they should add conflict mediation professionals to their shows House wives of Atlanta and Hollywood.
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