Ok guys, I think I'm finally going to do it.  I feel like a chicken shit admitting that I'm a bit scared.  This is my first time ever visiting any type of escort.  some of these questions will sound extremly stupid but i'm really the clueless:

1.  All these girls will have sex with you right?  If I decide to see one, will be full service?  I've heard of terrible stories where you basically get conned.  mutual masterbation and such.

2.  How discrete is it as far as they're location?

3.  What about the showers?  Again, stupid question but I'm guessing they're in there with you.

Please forgive me for my ignorance....

Jeop should be answering this one...

1 - No - Not all will, that's why they have the saying YMMV. However, if you have done your homework and read the TER reviews your chances of getting conned are significantly reduced - there are no sure thing. And hey - what wrong with a little mutual masturbation with some smokin hot babe - I do it all the time.

2 - Come dressed as an undercover agent from Russia - dark glasses, overcoat, and hat works. Most location are public - i.e. hotels. Now, sometimes you find one that has a buzz in requirement - others just let you walk in like you own the place and no questions ask. Don't wet your pant if someone stops to ask you the time of day - unless you can't help that kind of thing. Some incall locations are in homes, condos, townhouse et. Discression is subjective – don’t be afraid, they can sense fear and you might get hosed the second you walk in – Umm, Joking OK.

3 - Umm - showers - no, most of the time they are not going to join you. So, bring only what you can afford to have stolen out of your clothes while you are taking the showers - heck - that is the whole reason they want you in the shower. Oh, leave some cash or expect to find your pants missing and the girl gone from the room when you get out. Hide your keys and other personal belongings somewhere about a mile away so they can’t sniff them out and steal your car and house and identity.

Seriously, if you want them to take a shower with you - ask when you are setting up your date. If you are afraid of someone taking something from you - you obviously didn't do your homework and or are just to paranoid to be doing this and finding any pleasure. That is unless you like to feel paranoid. Some girls don't ask for you to take a shower - depend on how clean you are and if you really want to make them happy knowing your willy and other parts will be fresh when you do take the shower kinda impresses them. I have never been taken advantage of beyond what I’ve asked and paid for – LOL.

Be brave - do your homework - ask more questions if you must - try not to be paranoid, (but that's almost a sure thing) Be clean, be nice - brush your tooth (LOL) comb your hair(s), dress nice, do not over do your cologne and you should have a great time. Of course expect sweaty palms throughout the experience. Relax - don't drink too much before or during - not impressive at all.

Oh, one last piece of advice – shave your sack and trim neat above – this way if you do get lucky, you don’t have to worry about them pulling those hairs out with their teeth – that is unless that’s what you wanted them to do. Really, the general consensus is the girls like it clean, shaved, and trimmed neat – just ask them.

Good Luck

Very funny Slipry! LOL I just hope he was able to separate your humor from the good advice. Here's my 2 cents worth:

1) Search & read the TER reviews. Become a VIP member, if you aren't already, for the full scoop. It's a bargain ($20) relatively speaking. Also, read this discussion board to see who's hot and who's not. That's what I did when I started hobbying last year, and haven't had any bad experiences. It's not rocket science, really.

2) Most locations are hotels, usually average to above average, probably some of the same brands you've stayed in while traveling. There's nothing to fear about going into a hotel--I do it all the time to eat, drink, or use the restrooms. Hotels are, by their nature, full of strangers. When you get the room number, go on up. Feel free to ask for directions from the staff (tho it's probably not necessary); visiting a friend staying there is perfectly fine. If the incall location is a house or apartment, no problem there either. Be sure to arrive a little early, and take traveling delays into consideration. I use Metro 99% of the time. Driving in DC is nuts!

3) Although I've read some reviews in which the two of you shower together, I'd say that's the exception rather than the rule (I've never experienced it). In fact, I don't think I've ever even been asked to shower--I must be a clean looking guy! But it's probably not a bad idea to visit the bathroom upon arrival anyway, for some last-minute preparation! Think of it as a date. As far as being robbed while you are in there, if you've selected a quality provider from TER, there's nothing to worry about. I must admit, I considered this when I started hobbying myself, but it's groundless--if you've done your homework here, relax and trust. Showering before leaving isn't a bad idea, either.

Speaking of relaxing, you will probably be nervous the first few times--I was. You'll get over it. I wouldn't recommend drinking a lot to cover it up, though. Slipry, I concur with your last 3 paragraphs, although from what I hear, few guys shave.

It doesn’t hurt to bring some small gift, either, particularly for repeat visits, or if you are nervous and want a way to break the ice. You can bring your own condoms if you like (see post below), but it's not necessary. Tipping isn't necessary, either. Just leave the envelope in plain sight right after you get there, without mentioning it. Just talk and be natural. Be sure to compliment her, too! You might mention that it's your first time.

Be sure to read the FAQ for Newbie board as well (see link). Hope this helps!

I agree with two things that were already stated by Slip


"Be brave - do your homework - ask more questions if you must - try not to be paranoid, (but that's almost a sure thing) Be clean, be nice - brush your tooth (LOL) comb your hair(s), dress nice, do not over do your cologne and you should have a great time. Of course expect sweaty palms throughout the experience. Relax - don't drink too much before or during - not impressive at all.

Oh, one last piece of advice – shave your sack and trim neat above – this way if you do get lucky, you don’t have to worry about them pulling those hairs out with their teeth – that is unless that’s what you wanted them to do. Really, the general consensus is the girls like it clean, shaved, and trimmed neat – just ask them."

Guz; maybe I am old school,I refuse to shave my hair down there. Is this some new wave crap? Not venting at you man but are you guys serious about shaving?

The advice from slipry and NoVA is great. I have not been doing this too long, but long enough that I should not do some of the dumb things I do.

The advice to follow the board closely is invaluable. You can learn so much for so little (mistakes here are expensive). One important thing to remember is that every one has different taste, so just because one guy has a great time does not mean you will. Look at reviews for some ladies you find very attractive and see what other ladies these same reviewers have seen. Over time you will find that you have similar tastes to some guys and opposite taste of others (for instance it seems like I see alot of the same ladies as Jeop (hard not to), NoVa, Sidewinder....).

One of the many dumb things I do is panic when plans fall through. If I have something scheduled and it falls apart at the last second I will sometimes just schedule who ever happens to be near. Often these sessions are less than great, which is my fault for not waiting to see someone I am more compatable with.

I think one of the easier ways to start would be to schedule with one of the local agencies. They are very easy to deal with and have some very sweet ladies. For instance, Selma with The Girls Next Door is just a sweetheart, if you ask her to shower with you I am sure she would jump right in (as would Cassandra). You can just call that morning and ussually arrange a time for later that day. If you pm with the type of lady you find attractive and what locations are convenient I will be happy to make suggestions.

Good Luck

Hmm, maybe this does have a place on the DC board, as opposed to the "newbie" board...

I shave--everyone seems to like it. Trim the top short, shave the rest! Don't know how many other do, though.

I watched him shave, cut his hair and not once did he mention shaving down there. I am not convince but each his own... LOL

Same here, but there's a lot ole Dad didn't tell me about!

They tend to have these type of fads all the time. I grew up in the south and trust me there was never any shave men in the locker room.

"It doesn’t hurt to bring some small gift, either, particularly for repeat visits, . . . . Tipping isn't necessary, either."

Interesting, I think leaving a small tip is routine to show appreciation if she worked hard for it, but bringing a small gift isn't a common practice unless it is her birthday or Xmas.  What gifts did you normally bring?

One time a provider asked me to take a shower after the session but her motive was to steal money from my wallet.  Fortunately, I was suspicious of her and came out of the shower in 2 minutes and caught her without losing more like my credit cards which would be disastrous.  Don't take shower unless you know her well.

Sorry to hear about that shower experience.

I hardly ever tip--seems sort of crass to me, although I have a few times. Gifts: perfumes, candy, body splash, wine, etc. Particularly for repeat visits--I ask what they like during my first visit. They always seem impressed.

I have forgotten watches,coats,cellphones at providers location. Most of them will call and let you know you have left something behind. Make a mental checklist to take everything with you.

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Don't know about CA, it's more of a "girls like it, so I do it" sort of thing!

...as the gods took most of the hair there anyway. After my very first provider suggested that most ladies preferred little or no hair down there, I just started getting rid of it all. It feels GREAT.

Haven't had the nerve to shave of the eyebrows yet, but I've thought about it.

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Its not new....its been around for a long time already. I trim, Thursday I trimmed it the closest I've ever trimmed it and it was great. Like others have said, I want the Ladies to be sucking on cack not hair.

JC and all have given you good advice, now we want to here from you. I will ad one more piece of advice and thank JC for helping this thought come up. We all have done dumb things - my added advice is when you get to were you are going and the door opens, what you see is not what was advertised - turn away without hesitation, if you must, say as you are walking away that you came to the wrong address or you are looking for donations to some charitable foundation or start some religious sermon of faith so she closes the door on you. DO NOT let you little brain make a dumb mistake like others have and gone though the door accepting a bait & switch only to later write a RIPOFF review - there are enough of those already.

If you want us to suggest who you see the first time - we will be happy to - just ask.


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Also, my dates not only pay more attention to those little guys, but I also have pierced nipples - another roadside attraction for them to stop and play with.

If it wouldn't look so funny for a 47 YO - I would probably get a stud on my tongue too - LOL - ask how many girls like to feel that - I could be wrong


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I got a earring 20 yr ago and my family thought I had lost my mind..I let it close but a pierced nipples/pierced tongues just a little to radical for me. Maybe because I live in Va..hee hee

Guz; Just a bit more information I needed to know buddy..I believe you.

Slipry, use to have the nipple rings too, and a few others too.  Unfortunately, had to part with them all except the tongue ring.  I'll never give that up...nor would any of my gfs let me.

From my perspective, I do like ladies who keep it trim.  Bare is OK, though a little landing strip is nice (esp. if they already look underaged!)  I do them the same courtesy and we end up having lots of fun.  If women do keep it au naturale, it makes it challenging for me especially during a 69 (nothing like choking on a hair to ruin the momentum).  I would think the same principle would apply to the men.

Yep - same principle - can't stand watching a girl gage like a cat with a fur ball stuck in her through - unsightly indeed. And GirlinDC – Why did you take out the nipple piercing? Would have loved to been surprised by those. Oh, but I am very happy to know you still have your tongue stud – can’t wait to see that in action – might inspire me to do mine – LOL…

BigDaddy - there is nothing wrong with not having these things - I understand how difficult it is to manage your image. In my business, it's unacceptable for those who are or desire to be upper management - that's why I take the earring out and all other things will remain a secret.

Long ago in my rebellious days I actually got away with keeping a part of my ponytail once I moved up. I cut my hair close and neat and left this little tail at the bottom of my neck hidden under my collar and tie. That was until one of those I work with finally took notice. By that time I had a decent reputation but no longer the desire to keep the tail - cut it off and have kept it as a memento of my rebellious youth.

I thought getting my nipples pierced might have help at the home office – and shaving too – no effect – and no complaints. Can’t say I didn’t try.

It's largely due to women's styles.  Impossible to find a quality blouse that doesn't make that sort of thing apparent.  I am also partial to materials such as silk which tend to cling.  In a conservative environment, this is a no-no.  I use to be careful with my tongue ring and put in a clear plastic one.  Lately, I've built enough of a rep I can leave a regular stud in without censure.  Once in a while a client will give me a strange look in the middle of a presentation, but none have complained yet.

I do miss the nipple piercings.  I had a pair of simple gold ones that were sexy but did not seem out of place even with the most elegant evening wear.  It may sound like a contradiction because of how piercings are usually perceived; but in my experience piercings can be very sexy and classy if done right.  It is the choice of the jewelry and how it is worn.

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CJ - That was me that sent you mail. I had a few recommendations and was trying to figure out what you look for in a lady.

One delightful young lady that comes to mind, especially considering where you live, is CJ. She goes by Envirogirl on this board, if you go to one of her postings you will find a link to her reviews (which you will see our stellar). I have not met CJ, but am looking forward to the day I do in the near future.

I believe CJ is located in the Manassas area. I think for a first time it would be best to meet a very sweet girl, and from her reviews and postings it looks like CJ fits that bill.

I agree with you that you need to become a vip member. This is the only pay site I ever joined, I just wish I had done it earlier. The info. you can pick up in a few minutes is worth the years charge. Good luck.



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I forgot about CJ.. Manassas is closer than those other places I mention earlier.. Actually I wish I knew she was in the area sooner..

Thanks for the recommendation!