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R2D231415 1 Reviews 1142 reads
posted
1 / 15

Just out of curiosity, how do you ladies sleep with a client that snores a bit at night? Do you use ear plugs or take a sleeping pill?

Also, how do you contain your gas?  

I do a good job containing my gas in the chamber or excuse myself to the rest room, during waking hours.
But at night, all hell may break loose if my conscious mind is asleep and not in full control of the pressure valve.  

Febreeze spray can take care of the 'aroma' but not the embarrassment that comes from the noise caused by the oscillatory flapping of the butt cheeks.

historian05 546 reads
posted
2 / 15

I'm a guy but if the girl is hot and she's passing gas.  That could even be a bit sexy.  I wouldn't mind if she did it in the  middle of a session.

Blowtorch333 2 Reviews 488 reads
posted
3 / 15

I have never understood why anyone would do an overnight with a hooker. Putting the cost aside for a moment, what is the attraction of sleeping with and waking up with someone who is most likely is a virtual stranger? There's sex, and then there's sleeping. So your basically paying a portion of her fee for doing nothing more than being a lump in the bed! I don't get it?

foreroticreview 17 Reviews 398 reads
posted
4 / 15

I have always woken up with serious morning wood, first thing in the morning sex is the absolutely BEST.  Would LOVE to wake up to my regular provider and spend the first two hours of the day absolutely ravaging her body.  

This fantasy brought to you by....me.  Welcome.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 344 reads
posted
5 / 15

If I have to get kicked in the head, slapped in the face, and farted on...it's double.

-- Modified on 10/9/2012 6:49:15 PM

Blowtorch333 2 Reviews 343 reads
posted
6 / 15

That's my point. Let's fuck for awhile then get out and let me sleep in peace! Besides, Ive known plenty of girls who were pretty frightening first thing in the morning!

adrianamonet See my TER Reviews 307 reads
posted
7 / 15

Morning nookie is the Bee's Knees. When that itch needs scratching there is no need to spend time setting something up---she is already right there in your arms. Can't beat that. :-)

Sleep is optional with a traditional overnight with me, but if we happen to pass out after a great workout - I am definitely a cuddler, LOL

-- Modified on 10/9/2012 4:46:35 PM

!!!!! 371 reads
posted
8 / 15

I inhale all of it and hold it in my lungs.

!!!!! 344 reads
posted
9 / 15

In all my overnights I only paid for one-hour sessions, before or after, or both.

There's attraction in sex before and then after sleep. I like to do it waking up in the middle of the night but I've never done it with a provider yet.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 317 reads
posted
10 / 15

Posted By: Blowtorch333
I have never understood why anyone would do an overnight with a hooker. Putting the cost aside for a moment, what is the attraction of sleeping with and waking up with someone who is most likely is a virtual stranger? There's sex, and then there's sleeping. So your basically paying a portion of her fee for doing nothing more than being a lump in the bed! I don't get it?

iNeedaDr2BringMeBack2Life 303 reads
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11 / 15
RebeckaSkyATL See my TER Reviews 293 reads
posted
13 / 15

I dont normally sleep during over nighters, I'm kinda paranoid so I always bring something to keep me up like ipod or just head phones so i can watch netflix if the guy passes out (which usually doesnt happen!)

my regular routine for over nighter is sleeping during the day so i can get a full night in of f@cking! :)

historian05 319 reads
posted
14 / 15

I wouldn't mind a hot girl with a nice body bending over and letting one rip.  Of course she'd be getting it doggie style shortly thereafter.

Posted By: !!!!!
I inhale all of it and hold it in my lungs.

hardknocks6 37 Reviews 350 reads
posted
15 / 15

When a particularly hot chick walked by -- "I'd lay 5 miles of telephone wire just to listen to her fart on a field phone!!""

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