I really don't understand what is being said.
It makes my eyes hurt when I see people do this.



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Translation of "I am a moron." "dp911 is the moron. He doesn't understand someone with poor English skills is trying to express exuberance.  Instead he feels superior and wants to have a laugh at the young woman's attempts. Hmmm, what does this tell us about him? Well, what it tells us about most people who consider themselves superior: it's an opinion not widely shared and, secretly, he knows it. EOM!

Took me 5 minutes trying to understand WTF she's trying to say on her website... and I gave up. lol  I take it that Engrish ain't her strong suit. Being an Asian myself, I don't really hold lack of language proficiency against a girl as long as she has a great Ass-et. However, that crazy writing style was really over the top though. My guess is that clear communication in general ain't her strong suit either... lol

Aside from her crazy writing style though, she does sound like a fun loving person.

DA

GOD!!  No wonder I feel my brain cell dying every time I see this.

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I really don't understand what is being said.
It makes my eyes hurt when I see people do this.



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Sorry because I am not here to get give English lessons. But please not criticize net languages with "ain't"

All I wanted to know was what she offered. I think I know now ok.

So please give me a translation, not an opinion of her writing skill or language proficiency. And please try not using "ain't in a sentence.


Main Entry: ain't
Etymology: contraction of are not
Date: 1749
1 : am not : are not : is not
2 : have not : has not
3 : do not : does not : did not —used in some varieties of Black English
usage Although widely disapproved as nonstandard and more common in the habitual speech of the less educated, ain't in senses 1 and 2 is flourishing in American English. It is used in both speech and writing to catch attention and to gain emphasis,the wackiness of movies, once so deliciously amusing, ain't funny anymore — Richard Schickel, I am telling you—there ain't going to be any blackmail — R. M. Nixon. It is used especially in journalistic prose as part of a consistently

That's no academic or technical writing, but it communicates her emotions well.

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Btw,.. MakMak ka.

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To be a foreigner who attempted to use a translator(a-not-so-good-one at that). To me that would alarm me as a scam of some sort...

Elizabeth Monroe

I'm born in Thailand and Some of thai people , they do same thing that " dp911 " said .,when tours came ,a lots of foreign from different country visited our Town, Bangkok, Pattaya ,samui,...etc. Almost traveler ,they falls in love, thai girl, thai smiles, thai place,..etc
Most of them try to communicate with thai people,.. Some want to stay longer Some want to live , move to have  life in Thailand . They start learn thai Lang ,too! Whatever how long, he take to understand or speak in thai! At face to face , we are say , u do great job man! &your pronounce is perfect! BUt   when he's turn ass out! We always laughted and do same with 911 did!

They always thinking : They are The Best! They looking people's learning, then waiting,watching when gonna flow down .when got it! Just  jump over, likes catch a big Fish !They laughteD &blame  on Failed to make themselves look Highter!

Look at 31 reviews  is going Down with economy!

Life too short now is 2011, enjoined with what u have Babie  
Live with Love^______^

I think he was making a comment on your colorful and confusing use of alternating caps, exclamations marks, punctuations, and smileys.  They don't really bother me. I know many in the asian culture tend to write like that especially with the type of smiley you use.  I know because I'm asian too, although a white-washed one. lol

You seem like a fun energetic girl and you have very nice photos. I'm a bit confused why your reviews vary so greatly from 6 to 10 in appearance rating. It's rare that such a score has a high variation... Maybe you're one of those girls who have a unique appearance that some guys can really appreciate and some may not.  Either way, good to have you in DC. Maybe we will meet soon.  

Yeah!! i Think same Same ., Why Why Why??? Babie ,Where my Baby? Why? Nice way to make me Cry

Btw. Not available for ThaiKiK .., CrazY EB^____^