I don’t usually post but recently I have noticed many have inquired about trimming and or shaving down there so I thought I might offer some insight since over he years I have been known to do both. Personally I usually trim around the pole area and shave the ol’ doodads.  I hope this will be helpful to the many of the men (and maybe women) who are curious.

Trimming around the pole is easy.
1.  Take electric razor and get in bathtub (make sure water is off. After all this is an electrical device).
2.  Put on razor guard (this is a very important step if you like your Johnson with no nicks on it).
3.  Turn razor on hold Johnson down and carefully  shave in an upward motion away from the Johnson.
There that doesn’t sound so hard does it? That was the easy part. Now on to…

Shaving the doodads.  Please remember Razor good, Nair Bad.  I find this easiest to do in the shower with the water running.
1.  Before getting in the shower take a pair of scissors  and cut off excess hair, this will help in how much you need to clean your razor while in the shower and make it easier to shave the area.
2.  Soap up the whole area (note that is the ‘whole’ area, not the ‘hole’ area which can also be done but is not my cup of tea).
3.  When you figure how to get a firm grip on your Johnson hold it up and away from the doodads.
4.  Now get the razor and make sure you are leaning up against the shower wall in case you  nick yourself and happen to get faint at the sight of blood  (this WILL happen and with the water running it will appear as if you hit a vein which you could since you ARE taking a very sharp instrument to your balls in case you haven’t noticed).
4.  Now you are supposed to take the advise your Dad gave you and shave with the grain (I personally still haven’t figured this one out but more power to you if you can ) and  carefully, remember very carefully, start to shave you balls.
5.  Rinse, resoap and clean the razor often.
6.  Stay in shower til most of the bleeding has stopped.
7.  Get out of shower and dry off.  When the bleeding has finally stopped get back in the shower and very carefully rinse again since you do not want the bleeding to start again.  
8.  Dry again.
9.  Do not, I repeat do not apply any after shave of cologne at this point (if you do I will not be responsible for your pain).

Now doesn’t this look nice, not really since you will now notice that you look like a badly plucked chicken down there. Hop back in shower and repeat shaving instructions 1-9.

Now after a few days you will notice that you will start getting heat rash especially if you have decided to do this in the warm weather.  Do not use talc or any other powder use corn starch to get rid of the rash (corn starch will make it like gravy down there instead of soup).

Now repeat before each encounter  you may happen to have.

I hope this is as good for you as it has been for me.  Sorry for the length of this but safety is always a concern when introducing electrical and/or sharp instruments to this area.

Signed,

Your one nutted friend Nikonbert