Two priests get lost in the woods, when a giant grizzly crashes out of the timber after them. After running as fast as they could and the bear finally catching them, they plead to the heavens; "Lord, make this a Christian bear!" At which point the bear stops, kneels, folds his paws and says, "I thank thee Lord, for this meal I am about to receive..."
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