Gentleman,

I don't care if she has three kids.  If she's 19-22 she's not a MILF.  End of discussion.

Ladies,

If you ain't over 40, you ain't a cougar.  If you're in your 30's and look like you've been ridden hard and put up wet, too bad.  You're a kitten, puma or whatever lingo the kids are using these days.

I read this and I think, something is missing.

Ahh!

I know you should have posted a photo with it and signed it,

Sincerely,
The Game Warden.

After-all, you are ever vigilant protecting Cougars Puma's and kittens. Not to mention the occasional old nag who as been as you put it, "road hard and hung up wet."

{Insert maniacal laughter here}

Lee Dreams
comede, bibe, gaude

but havent had much luck.  any 40+ want to teach this 30 something some lessons?