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Briefest/shortest encounter you have had with a provider/girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other?
LOL_FUNNY_GUY 492 reads
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True story.

Back in college me and this random girl were in my room.
We were sitting on my bed.
She took off her clothes.
Then I took off my clothes.
She touched me on my hot spot and that was it.
I was Done. Finished. Over.
Good Night.

Total time elapsed from the time we sat down on the bed, she disrobed and I came?

30 seconds.  

I am not proud of this but... Hey it is what it is!

Life goes on.

What is the briefest/shortest encounter you have had with a provider/girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other?

TrulyMsMocha503 reads

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RebeckaSkyATL544 reads

oh girl! i had a 2 seconds guy too! he was the sweetest but i swear all i would have to do was grab it and start putting condom on - and pop! it still baffles me :/

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LOL_FUNNY_GUY391 reads

2 seconds?
Damn.
That sucks for him. (No pun intended)
But good for you though.

In my situation all it cost me was the price of a hamburger.
True story.
I took her out to eat afterwards.
Fast food. Thats how I would do it back in the day.

She is probably all about getting wined and dined at fancy restaurants now.
But I guarantee you she does not look as good now as she did back then.

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RebeckaSkyATL366 reads

i didn't know girls worked at value menu prices! :-O

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LOL_FUNNY_GUY212 reads

Posted By: RebeckaSkyATL
i didn't know girls worked at value menu prices! :-O
They did back when I was in college.

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TrulyMsMocha270 reads

Well this was the cost of an 1hr session in my case but he was just way too embarrassed unfortunately to wait it out & recuperate for at least a second round (I kept trying to soothe his ego by insisting that it was alright and we had PLENTY of time left).... some might disagree with me feeling bad he didn't stay for the whole hr but I do feel bad.  He was a bit too excited.

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iconaclassic308 reads



Was the chick's name "Jenn-nay",by chance? Lol

Posted By: LOL_FUNNY_GUY
True story.

Back in college me and this random girl were in my room.
We were sitting on my bed.
She took off her clothes.
Then I took off my clothes.
She touched me on my hot spot and that was it.
I was Done. Finished. Over.
Good Night.

Total time elapsed from the time we sat down on the bed, she disrobed and I came?

30 seconds.  

I am not proud of this but... Hey it is what it is!

Life goes on.

What is the briefest/shortest encounter you have had with a provider/girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other?

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BaltimoreBetty481 reads

I never got to touch their hot spots.  I think the excitement of the moment, combined with some good kissing, made things move along faster than we would have liked.  But no worries with that at all!  Then we got to go for round two!

I didn't time either one.  But I would guess less than 30 seconds would be about right.  

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RomeoMike248 reads

Well I thought I was going to as soon as I saw you in that white lingerie last Friday, but thankfully I made it to the playroom for the main event(s). Face it, Betty, you're just that hot.

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