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Foggarty1222 reads

Just got home after a terrible appointment with a visiting girl and I can't even post a review...

For two reasons.. one there are no details to share as I left before anything could happen... and second, the details would be so detailed that I doubt the admins will approve the details I have to share!

After answering an ad for a visiting lady I arrived on time to her location in NOVA... She promptly provided the room info and I went up... After knocking I was shocked to see the person behind the door was MUCH larger than the girl in the pics... I mean HUGE.... over 200 lbs at least... I asked to use the rest room so i could take it in and see if perhaps I could finish the appointment but when I lifted the lid on the toilet someone had taken a monsterous dump without flushing....

I have no idea if it was her or not but I cannot imagine someone not flushing after an appointment so I was immediately disgusted and felt my gag reflex kicking in... I took a minute to compose myself and when I walked out of the restroom i just exaplained that I had made a mistake and would need to leave... She did not try to stop me or make an comments which was a surprise but I think she figured it out after I left since she sent me a text appologizing for the "mess"...

Seriously... I expect that kind of crap (no pun intended) as tolerable from an SO or wife but a provider???? Cumon.. talk about a turn off to the 50000th degree.. .If there is any one way to shoot a mans horse, its to introduce unecessary bodily waste to the show... that is unless you pervs are into that sort of thing! :p

OK... rant over just had to share my experience of the evening.... I need to go find some brain/eye bleach now...

Good night all!

Fog

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captain8293 reads

Yuck, what a horrible experience!!!

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hilar85250 reads

WOW - Talk about a bad experience!

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SinCitySinner413 reads

I would have said to her. "Hey come here babe....Check this out..."

Then let her suck your limp dick. No way you are getting erection after seeing that.  That way you can rip her apart in your review.

Sorry it happened dude.

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meetkera475 reads

I had a good laugh reading this. So sorry that happened to you though.
BIG hugs and *kiss* on the forehead :-)

Related Link: Ebony Companion in Charlotte

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Foggarty267 reads

thank you dear... i need a hug after that!

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foreroticreview312 reads

I started an entire somewhat-tongue-in-cheek thread a few weeks ago on this very topic.  Frequency with which I have gone into the women's hotel bathroom to find unflushed piss in the toilet and how that is just a bad start.

Of course it is just as likely that the last guy to visit the room hit the head before leaving and didn't flush and she had a quick turnaround between dates and didn't notice.  But still - she should at least be freshening up between dates and that would involve going into the bathroom right?

Obviously stick to the well reviewed and reputable girls for a less poopy time.  Doesn't guarantee anything, sometimes means that guys are just hesitant to post the truth, but increases the odds of a great time exponentially nonetheless.

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BestBuyMobile321 reads

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If it was this girl answering the door, I am confident that you would of looked past it, lol.


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Foggarty230 reads

in alll honesty... yeah... i probably would see past it!

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DCIntroductions317 reads

I'm sorry but there is no way a client takes a huge dump and you don't notice. The stench alone, would hit you in such a tiny room.

Also MUCH larger than her photos ?? Really, I could see ladies trimming a little fat but come on !

I am so sorry you had a bad experience, but that story just made my Sunday.

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JustLayingLow184 reads

but if you'll take a new client, I'll probably make an appointment.

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earthshined289 reads

in her panties then I could see a problem.LMAO!

How about a sudden unpleasant odor when DATY from behind?  Been there, done that.

Posted By: Foggarty
Just got home after a terrible appointment with a visiting girl and I can't even post a review...

For two reasons.. one there are no details to share as I left before anything could happen... and second, the details would be so detailed that I doubt the admins will approve the details I have to share!

After answering an ad for a visiting lady I arrived on time to her location in NOVA... She promptly provided the room info and I went up... After knocking I was shocked to see the person behind the door was MUCH larger than the girl in the pics... I mean HUGE.... over 200 lbs at least... I asked to use the rest room so i could take it in and see if perhaps I could finish the appointment but when I lifted the lid on the toilet someone had taken a monsterous dump without flushing....

I have no idea if it was her or not but I cannot imagine someone not flushing after an appointment so I was immediately disgusted and felt my gag reflex kicking in... I took a minute to compose myself and when I walked out of the restroom i just exaplained that I had made a mistake and would need to leave... She did not try to stop me or make an comments which was a surprise but I think she figured it out after I left since she sent me a text appologizing for the "mess"...

Seriously... I expect that kind of crap (no pun intended) as tolerable from an SO or wife but a provider???? Cumon.. talk about a turn off to the 50000th degree.. .If there is any one way to shoot a mans horse, its to introduce unecessary bodily waste to the show... that is unless you pervs are into that sort of thing! :p

OK... rant over just had to share my experience of the evening.... I need to go find some brain/eye bleach now...

Good night all!

Fog

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lanier53300 reads

This guy is a total shitbag from years back on many boards; great story for laughs but that is all. Buy none of it as he is starving for attention, lol...

Posted By: Foggarty
Just got home after a terrible appointment with a visiting girl and I can't even post a review...

For two reasons.. one there are no details to share as I left before anything could happen... and second, the details would be so detailed that I doubt the admins will approve the details I have to share!

After answering an ad for a visiting lady I arrived on time to her location in NOVA... She promptly provided the room info and I went up... After knocking I was shocked to see the person behind the door was MUCH larger than the girl in the pics... I mean HUGE.... over 200 lbs at least... I asked to use the rest room so i could take it in and see if perhaps I could finish the appointment but when I lifted the lid on the toilet someone had taken a monsterous dump without flushing....

I have no idea if it was her or not but I cannot imagine someone not flushing after an appointment so I was immediately disgusted and felt my gag reflex kicking in... I took a minute to compose myself and when I walked out of the restroom i just exaplained that I had made a mistake and would need to leave... She did not try to stop me or make an comments which was a surprise but I think she figured it out after I left since she sent me a text appologizing for the "mess"...

Seriously... I expect that kind of crap (no pun intended) as tolerable from an SO or wife but a provider???? Cumon.. talk about a turn off to the 50000th degree.. .If there is any one way to shoot a mans horse, its to introduce unecessary bodily waste to the show... that is unless you pervs are into that sort of thing! :p

OK... rant over just had to share my experience of the evening.... I need to go find some brain/eye bleach now...

Good night all!

Fog

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Foggarty179 reads

thanks for stopping by..

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!!!!!178 reads

I bet if she was hot you wouldn't mind the dump.

One time, a hot chick was taking a dump, with the door closed. I made all kinds of excuses talking to her. Standing at the door, I inhaled hard, taking in all in.

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