I will be stuck in DC on Saturday (the 8th) night staying in the NE area near the H street corridor.  My transportation is pretty much what I can get to by metro and hobbling about on a bum hip!

Looking for a provider who doesn't mind an aging gimp.  I'm white listed here, OKs on P411, reasonably housebroken and won't bite - unless you want me to.  

A girl who knows sign language would be a plus.  So would a squirter