Geojohn, real life is not pornography.

It may seem like girls on film are gagging to take it in the ass and it slips in with such ease...not even a whimper from the recipient, just moans and groans of pleasure and delight.

In real life?

Some women love anal and even I can orgasm from it.  It doesn't mean that its easy or always pleasurable to perform with strangers.

Do you think that one bowel movement and some lube keep you from pulling out your dick covered in poop?  
Try a couple of hours of enemas, douching, prepping with condom-covered toys "just in case" and in the case of providers who really think of everything a limited diet 24-48 hours in advance.

Now maybe some providers don't go through all of the hassle, actually I'm well aware that many don't.  I've been in enough doubles and I've seen enough Greek providers have to grab the condom with her hand as its being pulled out before either myself or the client can see it because its covered in shit.

Greek hurts with some clients.  Every client isn't a Casanova who is an excellent or patient lover, some are downright awkward, forceful and don't understand the strength or size of their own body.  They just get back there, push past the sphincter like its nothing.
I've bled anally afterwords due to the force of clients and I've been made to cry on the spot.

Let me stick something that is five-to-eight inches or so with a mind of its own in your ass and you can tell me what it feels like or the ease of it.
 
There is a reason that most girls don't offer Greek and if they do they charge more for it.  It's because its your fantasy and pleasure, not hers and yes, it requires much more preparation than pooping 10 minutes before and she could experience discomfort during the act.

(sorry in advance for the non sexy nature of this post)

1. The vagina is MADE to be penetrated.  The muscle do not lose elasticity from having sex typically they go back to form.
2. The anus muscles tear, rip, get infected...the also are not made to be penetrated...notice fecal matter comes OUT not GOES in.  Notice it's a small dry hole instead of a stretchy wet one like the vagina?
4. A lady can see 500 vaginal clients a year and (god barring stds) suffer no ill side effects, if a lady does greek with EVERY client she sees she may have anal leakage, infection in anal cuts, among other things.
3. So if a lady charges extra for greek which is TYPICAL get over it , it's her behind not yours

This was one of the craziest posts I have seen this year.

I tend to bypass them as well.  If they don't like to offer it, then don't advertise it. The same rationale goes for CIM. And there's a few providers out there who upsell both, resulting in lost repeat business - mine.

This is the nature of a market. If an escort can be successful by upselling Greek ,BBJ, CIM then she will. But I've had success finding providers in the $ 200 to $ 300 price range who will offer all three. So it goes both ways.

Options articulated in advance do not impact my decision of whom I'd like to see.

Greek could be a truly erotic and intimate experience. With working girls, however, I on purpose avoid those who offer greek. Not paranoid otherwise and not one to pass a good bbbj, I *know* (professionally) that greek involves a huge amount of extra risk.
Besides, a good pussy beats a-hole any time.

I don't like piecemeal pricing.  When I'm in the mood for greek, I like to see someone who likes it and has one price.  Usually but not always, extra for greek is from someone who does not love it and I tend to stay away even if the price in the end is the same as the all inclusive provider.  Just one person's opinion.

As a lover of Greek...I must add my 2 cents.

Think about this. If you went to a restaurant and ordered a steak that came with mashed potatoes & corn, but you wanted to add a side of shrimp...you, sweetheart, would have to pay a little extra for the shrimp. Right?

I am completely un-offended by your question. I've heard it many times. But my question is, would you then complain to the waitress for your extra fee, for the shrimp?

Just my humble opinion...

xoxox
~Ice~

I've never been into greek. Then again I've never tried it!