At least try and make the PIC half way legit

Airbrushing...fakeness

I dislike airbrushing with a passion.  Airbrushing assumes:

1- that gents are stupid and don't realize that isn't what they are going to get when they arrive at the ladies incall or she at his outcall
2-genuine beauty can't have flaws.  I have a mark or two on my hips from coming into my womanhood, I have a light patch from my birthmark on my tummy, all of which make me beautiful

Maybe you could get an extreme makeover and become a male stripper and then you would see these ultra hot hotties in real life.
Or you could be a bartender. They tap all the hot ones.

I see women like that in the ladies room and tell them my date has a ginormous cock. that is was our first date and I brushed against it and it was huge.
Oh, they get so cute and giggly.
Then I get them a drink- a shot.
I always get their number and email addy.

The thing about sleeping with women is they might use me for a one night stand or just a one time curiosity.
since the Dc area is full of visitors it's also easy to score with really hot babes and it's convenient and uncomplicated because they live out of town anyway.
Flirting with me when no one is looking.
Calling me for a booty call.
All the stuff I would not put up with in a man.
luckily men don't treat me like that.
I found super hot women in Philly.
I loved their tiny little feet and they were so petite.
I bought one girl in Philly 5 dozen roses.
I will never forget the sound she made when she saw them.
They have really good prices on florists in Philly and they will deliver right away ( they did in 2004-2005).

Then there are Eastern European women.
My God!!
There are restaurants in Georgetown where Russian women come to work for the summer.
Also in Ocean City on the board walk.
You could open a shop there and hire them.
Get them drunk and buy them things.
Take them nice places.

what's funny is you read the ad text......

and it talks about "thick thighs"!!

ROFLMFAO!