I hate using the alias but in this case, to avoid offending my current ATF I feel that I have to. You all know as well as I do that it is hot outside. In these times even 5 minutes outside can make a clean person start to stink. Well, this week I have visited two very well reviewed girls and both were pretty much pungent.

The thing that bothered me the most is that as soon as I entered, I showered and put extra emphasis on washing my genitals and ass pretty thuroughly. I even asked each girl to join me and both declined. One said she did not want to get her hair wet and the other said she just took one. Maybe she did but her muffin and ass had a strong odor that bordered on masculine. Sure, I like the soft scent of a woman's genitals as much as the next guy. Unfortunately, the smell was anything but soft.
As the matter of fact I had booked a 2-hour session with one of these girls but I left around the 50-minute mark. Money down the drain, a bad review for her to come and a major headache from the smell that seems to have engrained itself on my olfactory bulb. Because I can still smell it.

Ladies please. We take the necessary steps to insure that the client that you see is clean. Sometimes I even shower when I leave and shower again as soon as I walk in the incall location. As was the case today.  We expect the same courtesey. I hope that I am not asking too much

I have never been with a TER provider who wasn't sparkling clean and delicious.
 If you are telling the truth and not just trying to start something, please PM me the names of the two providers in question.
I would hate to ruin my perfect record.
What I wonder if one was your ATF why didn't you tell her the truth..If you didn't tell her and you go back, what kind of fool are you?

Maybe you get aroused by the smell of sweaty mufin and ass.

Also as for my ATF. Well, I will continue to see her because I  do care about her very much and will not hold one bad session out of dozens against her. I am not trying to stir things up but 2 bad sessions in one week has me a little irked.

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However there was one that had a peculiar taste down there when I was in London. When I inquired, I was told it was her birthcontrol stuff. Which explained the somewhat medicine type taste. I let her know I was not a fan of that taste. I also like to shower before my events to be as clean as possible. I thank all the ladies I have seen in America that have been just as squeeky clean for me.  Now there was that hairy all over morrocan chick in the middle east that was very musky. I decided wisely to not go down on her. Each to his own is all I am saying.

or maybe I should say smells fishy.

I would take you seriously if you were not in hiding from your ATF. She's not your girlfriend and while you were fucking those two smelly chicks, she was fucking two other guys.

BTW, you are not asking for too much.

. . . for a good reason, can I assume that you don't hate it anymore?

Anyway, unlike some of the other posters, I believe you.

IamsorryWilson,    
"her muffin and ass had a strong odor that bordered on masculine. Sure, I like the soft scent of a woman's genitals as much as the next guy. Unfortunately, the smell was anything but soft.
I left around the 50-minute mark a major headache from the smell that seems to have engrained itself on my olfactory bulb. Because I can still smell it.""

Red Flag Number 1. Notice where he said they had a masculine smell, and it was anything but "soft"??.... "not soft" key words

Red Flag Number 2.Notice where he said he liked the scent of a woman as much as the next guy.
Why does he feel the need to tell us that on this board.

Red Flag Number 3.Notice that he didn't leave until the 50 minute mark.

Red Flag Number 4. Notice that he admits the smell is engrained on him and he can still smell it.

 Red Flag number 1, she had  masculine smell and not soft  and the Freudian outcry in Red Flag number 2, leads me to believe he was with a Tranny imagining he was with a woman.

or the other possibility

 Red Flag number 3 and 4 leads me to believe it is Iamsorrywilson  who is the smelly one, and it took fifty minutes to rub it on her before he noticed his own stench.. If she smelled when he first got there, why would he dabble with her for 50 minutes before stopping???
Just because he said he showered doesn't guarantee he doesn't stink.
I rest my case



 
 

Silly ass comment because a lot of them don't shower between sessions.

Now that I think of it. The chick that smelled like a man did have some manly features. She had big feet and carpenters hands. Also she had no hips and stubble on her upper lip. The hairy ass and nose hair convinces me now that she was a him at one point in time. So I guess she/he became a SHIM now.

On a serious note. All I was trying to say was that it would be prudent for providers shower to prior to or with the client these days that the temp hovers around the century mark. This is not the first time that smelly vagina and ass have ruined things for me. Also providers put plenty of emphasis on us being clean. We should expect the same.

Hey, the man has 24 reviews. He is about to overtake Beefeater for the top spot here on TER.

2hrs of booking and leaving in 30min instead of politely asking them to take a shower? you must be either a good bullshitter or a very rich man!.

i have been in situations where some cleaning was required, and I asked politely and the ladies jumped in the shower to take care of the request. Remember they are in customer service business

As I am a psy major I loved reading your post.  I agree.  Tranny visit...lol that's what happened..

-- perhaps because I'm jaded -- but in the first few years of this hobby I always walk out of a session thinking: Is her voice too deep? Are her feet too big? Are her hands too rough? What is that lump on her neck? Is her clit too prominent?

You'll never know.

I have been in more than one situation with "upscale" companions who smelled like ass.

I think maybe he overstated things a little bit by calling it a "trend." Two bad experiences do not make a trend.

But really, is it so hard to believe that a person will get a smelly chick once in awhile? Maybe even two?

And yeah, he probably should have asked them to take a shower after he went down, but who knows what the moment was like, we weren't there. It's easy to be armchair quarterbacks.

And even if we were there, sounds like we should have brought at least one can of Febreze.  

He did make an effort before things started to have them take a shower. Maybe he felt weird wanting to ask them again.

...can ruin her career.
Many say they shower after every client, which is simply untrue. Some do not shower after a BM.
I prepare myself by using a liquid antibacterial soap in all orifices and crannies.
This needs to go for both genders.

I have been with one in particular who always has smelly underarms. Even after you tell her about the situation years later she still stinks.

I always like to shower with the provider before the date.  It's more romantic - enhances GFE - and insures cleanliness of both parties.  I want to make sure that any place I am going to be putting my tongue is clean, and I don't mind is the least that she does what is necessary to make sure I am clean (it can often be exciting).  This is one of the things that I like most about Asian providers - they are always more receptive to a shower (if indeed they do not require it).

EA

One of my jobs is to be freshly showered and all dolled up, taking a shower ruins all that work and takes time away from the date. I think a gentleman would be able to know if a lady is fresh or not, I know when a date of mine is not fresh without disrobing.