Washington DC
Because both them running lights in the rear of my car blew out! What are the chances?
First time I got pulled over, cop told me that none of my rear lights are working. Now this is a scene I never thought I'd be sandwiched in between: having a provider next to me and a cop to the left of me. Definitely not something I was expecting or was looking forward to dealing with. What I was getting worried about was that he might not let me drive, ruining the evening I had planned with the girl.
He took my drivers license, went back to his car making me wait another 5 ~ 10 minutes, like how all donut pigs do. Meanwhile, the lady next to me quickly came up with excuses and was surprisingly very calm. I knew she was gentle and calm in nature from the numerous times we met, but still I was really amazed how she was so relaxed about the whole thing.
Cop then came and started asking questions after fucking questions.... I kinda anticipated this tho. Ranging from where I was, which road I was coming from, where I'm headed to, what I was doing, etc... At this point, I started getting a little nervous. Whenever a cop starts asking too many god damn questions, it cant be a fun event. However, I somehow managed to handle it ok, told the cop that I can get it fixed right away... and he let me go.
Then not too long after while I was headed to nearest mart to get us some light bulbs, another cop pulled us over!!!
This time I had to explain ALL OVER again but being the second time seeing a cop and being in the same situation again... I became very nervous and I started blurting out words that didn't make much sense at all. Kept repeating what I just said and corrected myself. Man I must've looked like a fool. lol
In fact, I was not making any sense at all. Throughout the conversation with the cop, I was referring to the "Light Bulbs" as "Light Balls", also said "I'll make sure I FIST it" instead of "I'll make sure I fix it". LOL
Cop looked at me funny the whole time but fortunately was a nicer donut-muncher and didn't ask any questions. Must've concluded that I'm really just on my way to get this thing fixed... and he let me go.
Real smooth of me... NOT.
The provider I was with thought it was really amusing and was laughing at me the whole time as we drove to the nearest stop. We pulled over at 7 11 to get some coffee and junk food. I realized that I did in fact have some spare bulbs, fixed the damn thing right then and there myself. No more cop stops for that evening.
What a rush though. The girl was feeding me with fruit, basically spoon-feeding them into my mouth, while we drove to her hotel.... she was talking dirty too, so I really don't know how i managed to drive while being under heavy-nonalcoholic-influence. lol.... so the evening overall wasn't a bad one by any measure. 
Moral of the story: Make sure your vehicle has no visible invitation sign that attracts the donut-man. Get all your bulbs replaced by maybe something like an LED-bulb that don't blow out as easily.
No need to give one more reason to get pulled over.
We were coming back from a road trip after spending some together in another state anywhere between 1 to 5 hours away from here.
This did not happen anywhere near this area which is why I am comfortable telling this story. Also, the time frame could be any all the way back to a year or so. I held off for obvious reasons.
In retrospect, it was indeed hilarious... 
You should always check all of your vehicles vital components,lights,wipers,horn,defroster,etc. Hell they will get you on a tag light out. Cops allways take a few minutes to run your license and registration you should never act nervous. How would he know you were up to something. Actualy you wre not doing any thing ilegal unless you were fucking in the car. Be glad they didnt run your dates ID you never know what she might be wanted for. Remember the (should she stay or should she go) story from a few days ago?
The only tme you should be woried when in a traffic stop, is if you picked the lady up on the street.
You know actualy breaking the law. I bet after all that exceitment you had to have a drink. lol
I wonder who this is? LMFAO 
First time I got pulled over, cop told me that none of my rear lights are working. Now this is a scene I never thought I'd be sandwiched in between: having a provider next to me and a cop to the left of me. Definitely not something I was expecting or was looking forward to dealing with. What I was getting worried about was that he might not let me drive, ruining the evening I had planned with the girl.
He took my drivers license, went back to his car making me wait another 5 ~ 10 minutes, like how all donut pigs do. Meanwhile, the lady next to me quickly came up with excuses and was surprisingly very calm. I knew she was gentle and calm in nature from the numerous times we met, but still I was really amazed how she was so relaxed about the whole thing.
Cop then came and started asking questions after fucking questions.... I kinda anticipated this tho. Ranging from where I was, which road I was coming from, where I'm headed to, what I was doing, etc... At this point, I started getting a little nervous. Whenever a cop starts asking too many god damn questions, it cant be a fun event. However, I somehow managed to handle it ok, told the cop that I can get it fixed right away... and he let me go.
Then not too long after while I was headed to nearest mart to get us some light bulbs, another cop pulled us over!!!
This time I had to explain ALL OVER again but being the second time seeing a cop and being in the same situation again... I became very nervous and I started blurting out words that didn't make much sense at all. Kept repeating what I just said and corrected myself. Man I must've looked like a fool. lol
In fact, I was not making any sense at all. Throughout the conversation with the cop, I was referring to the "Light Bulbs" as "Light Balls", also said "I'll make sure I FIST it" instead of "I'll make sure I fix it". LOL
Cop looked at me funny the whole time but fortunately was a nicer donut-muncher and didn't ask any questions. Must've concluded that I'm really just on my way to get this thing fixed... and he let me go.
Real smooth of me... NOT.
The provider I was with thought it was really amusing and was laughing at me the whole time as we drove to the nearest stop. We pulled over at 7 11 to get some coffee and junk food. I realized that I did in fact have some spare bulbs, fixed the damn thing right then and there myself. No more cop stops for that evening.
What a rush though. The girl was feeding me with fruit, basically spoon-feeding them into my mouth, while we drove to her hotel.... she was talking dirty too, so I really don't know how i managed to drive while being under heavy-nonalcoholic-influence. lol.... so the evening overall wasn't a bad one by any measure.
Moral of the story: Make sure your vehicle has no visible invitation sign that attracts the donut-man. Get all your bulbs replaced by maybe something like an LED-bulb that don't blow out as easily.
No need to give one more reason to get pulled over.