My Boss

S.O.S.
I've been stuck in the basement cellar out in the middle of no-where and they say that they won't release me tell my work is done. Please send help.
I don't know how much longer I can go on, haven't been laid in 2.5 weeks.

Distant disposition,smoke breathe,location and mostly a lack of understanding concerning the need for 'discretion'. I have a tendency to share too much; I'll stop here.

I am enthralled by bedroom talk.

Garlic breath (even a mint can't cover it- sorry). This is the worst- please save the Italian meal for late.!
Cigarette breath.
Room service residue left in room in plain sight.
Backing out of an offered service during the session (e.g. a specialty that the lady provides & cannot be completed for whatever reason- especially if it was alluded to, or outright agreed upon, b4 the session was set up).

Re: Return visit spoilers

these are some of my peeves i am not mad so don't take the tone of this post that way. i am just saying what a lot of guys are thinking but are afraid to say it .
thanks you to all the wonderful girls i have met. you know who you are . It was a pleasure
I have a specific list in my mind some has to do with the sex some doesn't
1. Clock watchers  just set up a baking timer and be upfront about it. i am paying you the 500k to 600k per year based on 2000 hour work year. you would think i would get some slack even my lawyer cuts me slack if i make 100k per year i have to work 6 hours to your 1 hour. This epithanny hit me after a real lackluster session with a highly reviewed girl
2. Old Pictures how hard is it to take some new pictures all you girls who post un-retouched pics you have my respect. stop playing tricks with the lighting
3. Women who want escort pay and don't want to do the job . If you don't want to see someone just decline the appointment and move on. some people are like oil and water they don't mix
4. Poor preparation. Dirty room. smelly clothes. Smoke smell, Not being clean are all deal killers. If i can drive home to take a shower before i see you you would think there is a shower 10 feet from your bed use it. i take two showers you cant find the time to take one.If i wanted to smell other guys i could go down Dupont circle and cut the chase maybe make a couple bucks in the process. You make not care about your health but i care about mine i am D&D Free and plan to stay that way. You play in dirt you get dirty
5. When the reviews are a mile off from the actual session . i understand there is a chemistry issue here . I am not old fat or ugly. I think some reviews are inflated. Just because some dudes haven't been with a hott girl before doesn't make every girl a 8 or 9  i just saw a review that rated a girl i know a high score. last time i saw her she looked like a truck driver i turned down a freebie . Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but some guys got their  poked eyes out. To al you guys reviewing questionable girls stop reviewing your girlfriends.
6. Mine appointments are a special deal for me. If you don't want to see me and are mad at men for whatever reason, please cancel my appointment be a pro for once. If you want to be a witch do it on your time. I am the most easy going guy in the world . i don't need the stress  that defeats the purpose of my visit. Don't promise the world and give me a spec of sand.
7. Phones ringing and Pimps if the phone keeps ringing while i am there it tells me i am not important enough for their undivided attenion(even at 500k a year). If i even suspect there is pimp type involved i wont return that is a mistake on my part for not researching correctly all pimps should be shot on site. All you jeallus boyfriend Get you F*cking act together and your girl would get out of the business if you cant make enough money for her maybe you should look at your situation don,t make it my problem. just because you want an audi that you have to loan out, but can only have a toyota .
8 Don't say you are a GFE and be something else. I consider the red book GFE as the definition of GFE . i prefer GFE's if you aren't just say it. why do we have to play game grade school is out.
9. Don't make me play treasure hunt to find where you are. If the police want to find you they will just activate the GPS chip in your phone find you. stop running me all over town and pick a place with easy parking

these are just a few reason i want to thank all the wonderful Girls i have met . i really enjoyed meeting you and hope to see you again. Thanks for a great time thanks for having a nice place and most importantly thanks for being yourself .

1.  Parking, some places down town are just a nightmare to fdind parking and ups the stress level

2. Be prepared, if a lady offers something special like greek and that was what was agreed upon, be prepared and please, please, please lay off the mexican food or what ever it was that makes your lower GI tract rumble like Moutn St Helen

3. Don't be drunk.  One of my earlier ATFs really started drinking a lot and on a few occaisons, wasn't three sheets to the wind, she was a whole linen truck  in a gale.  If I want sex with someone sloppy drunk I can stay at home for that.

This hobby is about us and about the ladies making us feel good.  

Reasons I return:

1. Ladies are happy (whether they mean it or not) to see me come back, and when I leave always ask for me to return.

2. If ladies give me their email address, then quick, friendly and warm responses are appreciated.  A thank you email after the visit is appreciated even more. Long  silences and unacknowledged emails convey the message that the gent is not worth the lady's time.

3. Ladies respond quickly to phone calls / emails setting up appointments. Make it easy for me to see you, especially if I am a repeat.

4. Ladies acknowledge and appreciate gifts even if they are not perfect.  Not nice to say that you have not tried / used something you were given. Please get excited about any gift, lie if you have to.  It is the thought that counts :-P

5. Changing it up each visit, try and make each experience different, and remember my preferences from previous visits.

6. Not staring at the clock, and keeping the TV off

7. Showing discretion and not talking about other hobbiests or disparagingly about the business.

8. Not talking about your problems, but focusing on the man's needs. When he asks you how you are doing, that is not an invitation to unburden your soul on problems with ex's, mothers, and creditors

9. Being the same in person as in your posts.

These are basic rules of courtesy, if the ladies treat this like a service business, good service means repeat customers.

#1

Claims to be GFE and is really not or has no clue what real GFE is.