OUCH!!!! Just got back from an appointment with Aqua....... Boy do I want to unload but I won't. Unfortunately her picture's are accurate, she has a gorgeous body,IMHO, fitness woman all the way. Absolutely perfect leg's and ass. Her breast are definitley implant laden, nice looking but tight as a drum and hard as a rock. Not what I'd exactly call a beautiful face but very sexy all the same. Could have been one of my all time fantasy appointment's turned out to be one barely worthy of half the price paid. After 30 minute's and first completion it was over. According to her $400/hour doesn't mean you get a full hour's worth of fun, just completion. She will absolutely not see anyone unless they provide name of employment and contact number there. Not a problem for me but this turned into a majorly disasterous event. To be fair to her, although she wasn't the least bit fair to me, due to this screening process she seemed to have an attitude against me so that was more than likely my downfall. From her review's I think I just suffered a lot of unluckiness. The biggest disappointment I've suffered yet considering a provider. How many modifies is that? Can you tell I'm pissed?

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=45102

The crazy thing is that she turn's out to be the travelling partner of Amira who I saw Sunday night and had a great time with.

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Over the last couple of weeks, I have been stood up twice.. Ok I won't unload on anyone either but today was a big misunderstanding between me and a provider and the lady blast me.. I will leave it at that but I am tire of being the nice guys on the no-shows/bs..

It also piss me off to walk around with a stack of twentys and no one to see.lol I feel you BH..

You guys are really very nice to these girls.  I can tell you are veterans to the hobby.  The hobbyiest in training would have unloaded on situations like this.  I am trying to master the force, but some times I have to turn to the dark side.

How about when you can't wait to see a lady from out of town and you find out that her flight left a day early and she forgot to call. I mean I was dreaming about this girl for months.

My experience with her was total bullshit. Because the idiot's at my work didn't have on the answering machine Sunday and then answered the phone Monday by just saying hello instead of announcing the company name she became paranoid. Once the negative attitude was set in place it evidently didn't leave. She ask for my employment info which I gave her, more than a lot of guy's are willing to do. But due to something out of my hand's I get the bum deal. WTF does place of employment and a contact number prove anyway? If LE is out to get someone how hard would it be to fabricate a phony business? By the way, you can certainly tell I definitely feel your pain, I'm there now. Sorry to hear about yours as well though.

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I like to be as understandable as I can but this really pushed my limit's. After one completion it was clear it was over, she headed for the shower for a 20 minute cleaning! I laid there thinking how am I going to write this review, unfortunately that's true. When she got out, all I could do was look at her perfect body and realize it was off limit's. Unable to contain myself I mentioned that maybe I should have waited until the next time she came back to try and see her instead of tonight. Her answer was "why, you got what you came for didn't you?". Instead of letting loose I just walked out the door, not a word. I was so damn tempted to pick up the envelope on the way out but that would have been totally wrong, or would it? Bet she'd have been able to verify my work then.

That does suck.

Since I drove an hr Saturday and no one answered the phone. I wasn't going to rush somewhere again without knowing for sure. I called her twice today and after the second call she said she would call me back.She still hadn't check into the hotel yet. She did call back but not until the appointment time. Now I had waited an 1.5 hrs for this callback.. She basically told me to quit wasting her time and blah....I Hung up before I got pissed. I call back 30 minutes later to explain the situation and she didn't answer. My hard luck story today but I still have my $$$.5..lol

Honestly you shouldn't defend this girl at all.  It's not your problem that she has had shitty experiences.  She charges top dollar.  Yes, she looks good, but guess what?  There's a lot of smokin' hot ass scattered all over the DC metro especially during the summer months.  I think her shit attitude is likely due to the fact that she knows she's hot, not bad clients.  I certainly hope you made your level of disgust evident when you rolled out.  Remember, if you do things right, you can still act like an asshole without ever opening your mouth.  My personal favorite when I get pissed because I know I've been ripped off is to just get up and leave.  I don't say anything.  I don't respond to the attempts to make idle chatter.  If they ask if something's wrong, I don't say anything.  I just give them a shitty look, and keep on going about my business.  Basically, I do all the stuff my ex-girlfriend would do to me when she got mad at me.  It's very effective.

You had to bring up the money didn't you, LOL. The reason I'm somewhat accepting of this crap is that before I left to see her I had a bad feeling about it and went anyway. I can't blame anyone but myself on this one.

You should purchase 2 hours when you see a provider. That way you get at least 2 pops. Take your time to enjoy the pussy. I remember one provider that I saw recently in Philly was saying "How many positions are you going to do ?". I had a big smile and told her that I am not your average guy. I did six positions and took my time.

It is always fun to try a position that requires a chair. Nothing like have a fine provider bounce up and down on your lap. This is a good way to make the session last longer. You want that pussy juicy wet. Sometimes the pussy will talk to you in a farting noise. Tell them "THat pussy is talking to me".

Always save doggie and lap doggie for last. I have found that doggie gives the provider the chance to put the super vise grip on you. The good ones can squeeze multiple times to get the last drop out. Sometimes a lap doggie finish cums so hard and end up growling like Lexington Steel. I freaked out a provider once doing this, lol. Make sure you tell them before you cum, let them surprise you.

Of course some of you enjoy facials and CIM for a finish.

Your probably right, considering the rate she was charging but if the employment bullshit hadn't happened I really think the time with her would have been dynamite. YMMV and mine sucked the big one and it wasn't my fault.

...the reviews I've posted here are only a fraction of the girls I've seen.  One thing is certain in this hobby.  Price gaurantees nothing.  We all know that the economy models don't offer as many goods and services.  At the same time once you go over a certain $ amount, the quality becomes questionable again.  That's why I set spending limits.  I will never go over the standard touring rate.  Because anything over that number is too risky.

Lately I been getting that feeling alot..

Definite word's of wisdom and I usually feel the same way but unfortunately she really appealed to me.

And usually its always right...Their have been the times when it wasn't right and I end up kickin myself for it but for the most part, my gut instinct knows whats up. Had it been me, I would have no showed on HER! LOL

Let's take a look at the whole solutions.  

1.  The cost does not indicate better performance.  Agree 100% - look for good reviews.  There are great ladies to meet at all prices and they usually (not always) have reviews or come from a good agency if they are starting.

2. Stuff happens - Cancels will happen - but I believe it deserves idenfication to issues becaues this is an example of where the board is useful.

3.  Let your fellow TER folks know what happened.  

I am sure others will have advice - but I have found doing you homework is key.  Homework is only useful if the history and experiences have been recorded by us.  I also have not done a review on every person but if the person is light on reviews that reflect my experience I am sure to submit.  

Considering the outcome, one hour was way too much. If I'd have flushed $800 down the toilet tonight pissed isn't the word for how I'd feel. If thing's would have went better 2 pop's or more would, and could have been acheived easily with her. For anyone interested though my appointment was doomed from the beginning. I really think a better time would have been had with her if it wasn't for the crap. She will, and does, perform Asian on the guy, started on me but I declined. BBBJ, DATY, all position's, not that I got to find out though.

How about this.... you are hot to see a provider whose reviews and picture are top drawer and youv'e made an appointment nearly a month in advance.

On the day you been dreaming of you show up at the arranged hotel and knock on the door of the room the agency gives you and.....NO ANSWER .... you Knock again and still no answer. By now the Housekeeper is giving you the eye. So back down to the lobby call the agency ... Yes she is there and we gave you the right room we will call her and tell her to open the door..... back up the elevatot ... knock on door...still no answer... WTF is going on. Back down to lobby and call agency who tell me ..."you are not going to believe this, the travel agency screwed up the booking and she is still in a hotel in Detroit"

Here I am knocking on a door in DC and shesin fricking Detroit. Guess I'm Lucky there wasn't anyone else in the room at the time... imagine if I assumed the young lady who might of answered was a provider? Ah the subtle joys of the hobby.

Your words are greatly appreciated!!!

i jus saw a 1500 2 hour min provider that wont allow reviews an she was horrible.whats a guy to do?my first bad experience.  one pop only too.

LOL, that's rough but pretty funny, although I bet it wasn't then.

Reading her review's I might be inclined to think my crumby appointment might have been due to me personally instead of the norm. Other guy's mention of two round's and plenty of nice fun.
 She really seems to be paranoid so when she couldn't get a verification from my work she automatically labelled me as a bad guy and kept that attitude. Her English is very limited and my Spanish is even less so trying to explain anything to her was useless.
  I've been thinking about her gorgeous body all day and what the hell happened? It really suck's but I guess it's kind of a good thing. If it would have been a good time, at her rate, I would have spent quite a lot of money seeing her while she is here. God damn what a body. I really must say, if you're into the fitness women, don't mind devulging work info, and your company isn't out to lunch, she might be worth a try. If you do, and it does unfortunately go to hell, don't blame me, LOL.

It's warm and will make you shudder..........

Yasmine

There no need to be Mr.Nice_Guy when you get shit service.  $400 and one pop is fricking outrageous!

Recently I was involved in a "misunderstanding" about whether more than one pop was available.  I walked out without saying anything other than "It's a shame I'm going to have to post a bad review."

I'd like to read about them

Double ouch! For that kind of money regardless of what she allow's if she was that bad I think I would have to let it be known. That is of course unless you plan on giving her another shot.

that was my first bad xperience evr.i dont feel the purpose in reteling good ones and repeting same information.plus cant you see i suck at spelling so you aint gonna want to read my retelling.ter makes u write an essay and i cant really do it.if they jus allow me to do a simpl review then i would.

no f ung way.  she will not get another shot with me.and i know im not bad lookin.  admit, my morbid curiousity wants to know if she does get better sec time around.u can bc me for name and information.

im scared shes gonna post my privat info on some board just cuz i did a review.for real.she made me give so much information:home number,and more.