By DrunkenAsian (no surprise)

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1102072

How on earth did this even get posted, much less with a 10 in performance?

it was interesting enough to get me to research some more about Alexandra.  She has over 20 reviews, many of which also rate her a 10.  The reviewer makes reference to those previous reviews and thus skips a rehashing of the "alphabet soup" description, moving instead to the more spiritual aspects of his encounter.  Admittedly, without the other reviews as context, this review alone wouldn't be much help to an interested hobbyist.  For some, the hobby isn't just about the exact menu but rather the total experience.  The reviewer describes the total effect on himself pretty well.  I'd give him a pass on this one.

did they have sex or not?

pretty dirty to low ball someone like that. At least he wrote a review and thought how the session went for himself.

Now I'm interested in this provider who has never been on my radar.  And thanks to you for bringing her to our attention.

She has so many excellent and similar reviews which is why this particular reviewer decided to stay away from all the usual acronyms and give a different perspective.

Seems like you have a beef with drunkenasian and is why you hide behind an alias.

IMO Drunken Asian put perspective in his new  review that was left out in her other reviews.
The fact he had reviewed her before with juicy details adds value to his new review.
Everyone has different taste in what they are looking for. The more we know about reputable providers the easier for us to choose.
The following review is my idea of a truly worthless review.
I have seen the provider many times and surprised she would put up with his request. lol

  http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1106286

I want you to listen to me, I'm gonna say this again....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSDAXGXGiEw

Dude must be in love

cuz the context seems like you find it very worthwhile.

(link attached) with MUCH more detail than that, and it was denied.  The reason: not enough detail about interaction with the provider.

I literally added only a paragraph break and it was accepted.

Just like nitlion4 says, the review was about her effect on DA. She has many 10/10 scores, so it was obvious to TER Support to give her that based on his eloquence about his experiences and the fact he's a trusted reviewer/poster. Not to mention others judged her as such.

I think the better question is what do YOU, alias-hiding-behind-so-and-so*, have against DA or the lady he reviewed?

Did she turn you down when you asked her for a date? Or did you try to ask DA about his encounters with the lady and by some mistake he didn't return your PMs? Maybe it wasn't a mistake. Maybe they know who you are, and your slimy reputation, and didn't feel the need to feed. Posting under an alias and attacking someone is a pretty good indication you are in the wrong somewhere down the line.

So, if infact you have a problem with DA's reviews, or the lady he wrote the review about, you could always NOT read either.

Yeah, I know. It's kind of a silly thing I adhere to. Ignoring people that bother you for some reason or other, but it seems to work for me. You should try it sometime.

BTW, my * was in respect to the mod. I haven't had the pleasure of polluting his mind with my drunken profanities, but I felt I should respect his turf and not go on a tirade that I'm usually known for, especially when it involves a guy I dig and respect.

But if you like, you're more than welcome to PM me and I'll TRULY tell you how I feel about your slanderous thread. But then again, that would involve you revealing your true username and I don't think you have the cajones to do that.

This drunken guy seems to have gift of jab - just like my boss. My boss can sit there for half an hour and bullshit about absolutely nothing. It amazes me.

Well written review about what??? As someone pointed out, did they even have sex???

     Sounds like hes in  `WARP` drive 69. LMAO.  Scotty, beam me
 up, there is no intellegent life down here.

And for the record I'm not anywhere near being in love... just telling it like how I see it.

Pretty damn sure I don't want to be 'in love' cuz that brings a whole new level of baggage. And god knows how much I dislike baggage. LMAO  


At least you had the cajoles to not hide behind an alias unlike Mr.Grumpy OP. Like how we said in our PM, thanks for being a good sport

sorry but I'm not much of a trekky..

As for intelligence, would you like to challenge me to a mensa test?

or whatever else you consider to be "intelligence"?

or perhaps knocked out by a strong connection...isnt that what we are all looking for in this hobby?

or perhaps he didnt want to mundanely repeat the obvious.

to weed out drunk bastards like us.

If she doesn't make a trip to DC real soon I'm gonna get really upset and "Rant about Cara" on a separate post while hiding behind an alias.

I think I'll use SomeDrunkAsianBastardUpsetAtCara. She'll never know it's me. lmao

I saw her pics before and a new one today, and OMG definitely someone who can probably rock my world and send me into the stratosphere...  

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/postmessage.asp?BoardID=2&Page=1&Messageid=183678&reply=183678

Maybe I'll take a day off and teleport myself to her side of town one of these days. I promise I'll show up piss-drunk, smell like beer and burp, unshowered, unshaved, hair sticking out of my nose and ears, and look like a complete cave man. lmao  

"I think the better question is what do YOU, alias-hiding-behind-so-and-so*, have against DA or the lady he reviewed? "


I guess I am not the only one who hates the whole "use an alias for dirty work" thing....the original post wasnt a bad one...it would have been a valid question, and I think it might have been phrased differently if the person used their actual online handle.

I love that you agree about the "use an alias for dirty work" thing. I fucking hate alias' with a passion and wish people would grow a pair, both guys and gals, and say what they think and how they feel without hiding.

Second, I hate that when I went to your site I couldn't look at your pix! From what I understand you're hotter than hell! Password protected, and all that crap! WTF!

All 9s and 10s, except for a couple jokers that gave you 8s in appearance. Obviously one was hit in the head with a hammer and the other ran over by a bus before they met you...

the shit for brains said in his review he would have given me a 9 10 if he didnt feel rushed LOL. He shows up with a bottle of wine looking to chat and connect, books an hour... then wonders why he feels rushed LOL
And whats with lowering my looks score because he felt rushed??
Some people use reviews as an extension of their penis

You have NO idea how much I use that phrase. Now Drunken Asian did his post with that pic of you...?

Where do I fucking sign?!!!

You are so hot and so fucking cool! I have to see you. I have to. With your permission, of course?

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Seems like this thread has gone all over the place.  IMHO not every review seems worth even posting, but at least this one was an accurate representation of the experience with Alexandra.  Having seen her a few times it seemed right on the money to me.  It may not have been alphabet soup of acronyms, but if every review was just that then it should be in the review form.  Just my 2 cents.

P.S. Just to circle back to the whole original purpose here.  Alexandra is incredible, but far the best I have ever been with in 8 years and my hobbying life.  I saw her before she went independent and she is out of my price range now, but if her old rates were still available I would be budgeting part of every paycheck for her.

Wow am I late to this party...  But I read through it and I feel like DA has been unfairly/overly targeted for recounting his experience/personal feelings.  I think a lot of what had to be said already has been, but IMHO people need to calm down.  Reviews are voluntary and absolutely help everyone out, but if everyone gave just a basic blow by blow recount/alphabet soup, I know I would stop visiting this site.  I'm in it for the feelings/experience of the encounter more than just how a reviewer got off, and I'm very happy that there are some reviewers that through in how comfortable/uncomfortable they felt, how accommodating the provider was, and just how the entire experience as a whole was rather than just fucking.  Not every review is going to be 100% what the reader might be looking for, but as a part of the whole, I feel like each and every review is a meaningful tool in researching a possible encounter and should be treated as such.  Everything is YMMV anyway afterall.  Just my 2 cents.  If you don't like a review, just move on with your life rather than bitch about it - we're all a part of this site to learn from each other's experiences and help each other find great providers.  Let's all try to get along and just simply respect each other above all else!

This thread provoked some thoughts and led to some soul-searching even in such a convinced lurker as myself. It occurred to me that we all engage in this hobby for a reason, and choose our objects of desire accordingly. It also happens at times that our encounters transform these desires into other emotions, such as admiration, attraction, affection... The lady who is the subject of the original review is a rare case in point. This is not something that's easy to understand unless you have met her and was able to experience the magic first-hand. Suddenly the physical bean counting of the session loses any sense -- it really doesn't matter any more what happened and how many times, at what speed and how much friction took place. Those who base their visitation decision on the science of accounting just wouldn't understand.

Some time ago I shared my impressions as well, and those, I'm sure, seemed unconventional to some readers of the board. I am gratified, although somewhat jealous, that a significant number of others confirmed my feelings. It seems to me that DA falls into this category as well, and I have nothing but respect for the feelings he expressed in his second review.

We are all different and similar in a whole number of ways. Let's not censor our feelings and our expression of them. Let's respect those who share them with all of us -- if it didn't help your case, it may help somebody else's.

-- Modified on 6/13/2011 2:22:47 PM

-- Modified on 6/13/2011 2:24:17 PM

OMFG just saw this. FUcking exactly!

Finally someone who completely understands just WTF I've been talking about. I think I like you already. LOL

Why the hell would I waste my friggin time with someone I'm not physically attracted to and feel totally knocked out by. Granted what I seek is a top notch ultimate GFE and all that shit but that does not in any way shape or form equate to being in love...


In fact, the fastest way for a women to get rid of me would be when she tells me that she loves me. Just brutal honest truth here. LMAO  

Don't mind friendship tho, but I just don't friggin like having to carry baggage.



-- Modified on 6/14/2011 3:45:00 AM