OK, I looked everywhere I could.  She is extremely pretty, but the ad is not too informative (bad sign).  She has been visiting forever, it seems like.  Has no one seen this girl at all?  I searched, JB, Jeopcon, etc, honest!  I looked under her name, I looked under her phone #, I looked under Texas.  Maybe I'm incompetent--I just don't want to hear "Hey, buddy, why in the hell didn't you hit the search key/try to look up a review on your own/etc."  Thanks for any info., ya'll.

*UNRELATED:  Has anyone else had trouble with actually typing posts with their keyboards on the new discussion board?  My computer seems not to like. . . .  Rest of the site works fine.

She answered immediately, sounded bored, uneducated, and totally uninteresting.  So I hung up.

...what my last provider said about me! :S