You should head over to the Reviewer's board and let us know "who".

Last time I got bait-and-switched, I booked a petite white chick with natural C-cups (kinda my ideal, lets just say I was little excitable) and had an anorexic black chick open the door.  She then tried to fuck me through the headboard in an effort to get through the session as quickly as possible.  I faked an orgasm (yeah for condoms!) and got the fuck out there as quickly as possible, so i guess her strategy worked.