Once upon a time there was a lovely yet naughty little girl named Goldilocks.  She was wandering through the concrete jungle of DC looking for something to fuck.  She was VERY hungry!  She came upon a house and inside were three dicks.  Porn Star dick, Average Joe dick, and Little dick.  So Goldilocks climbs on top of Porn Star Dick and starts to ride.  "Ouch!" she says "this dick is TOO BIG!!".  So she jumps off and climbs on top of Average Joe dick.  She bounces around for a little bit and then says "Hmmmm this dick is getting TOO SOFT".  Finally she mounts that Little dick and she bounces and wiggles and grinds until she has a HUGE orgasm.  Satisfied she leaves that little house and that yummy Little dick and thinks to herself "Well I'll be damned size really doesn't matter!"

So what did we learn today boys and girls?  Even Little Dick can get off that horny bitch Goldilocks cuz everybody knows the majority of nerve endings in the vaginal canal are located within four inches.  SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tee hee hee

Back to talking about BIG TITTIES fuckers!!!!

nuthing but love for ya so don't be hatin',
MJ

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I think Mary Jane did, who has said "size does matter". Acutally, I'm surprized goldilocks didn't just fuck'em all at the same time. And, MJ, thanks for the biology lesson.

Thanks for the story, MJ. Some guys really need to relax.

The average vagina size ( aroused) is 5-6 inches in length and 1.5-2.5 in diameter. A 2001 study by Lifestyles Condom Co. shows that the average length of a male sex organ is 5.877 inches and 4.972 inch for girth.
With that data, one could conclude anything over 6 inches is a waste.
Of course, when asked, most men would opt to have a bigger penis. The reasoning is perhaps more about ego than satisfying a partner. The last thing a woman wants is to have a man's penis knocking against her cervix during sex or creating stretch marks around the corners of her mouth. LOL!
The next time you visit a provider, instead of worrying about your “underachieving pecker”, just relax!  Chances are that your Provider is quite happy with the size of your manhood. Thus, it's about time that you were content with your little buddy as well. We really do love you just the way you are. Keep it clean and healthy, and we'll take care of the rest.

I can picture MJ as my hot biology teacher.
Can't wait for class to start.

What about Big titties?

In the future..can we hear about Goldilocks and her adventure to her dentist about her TMJ problems?  
Does her kind dentist have any solutions?

Now were any of these dicks attached to anyone or were they just there on their own? Inquiring minds want to know. As far as the female physiognamy goes, this will have to be confirmed by a complete medical exam, focusing either the 3 T's or the 3 B's.  LOL

LOL!!!  Now see, I have a size complex.  No way my itty bitties can compare to her large and lovelies.  Waaaahhhh!!  I'm creating an alias. ;p  Watch out for the VP of the IBTC to hit TER soon.

Hey when I get lock jaw one of these days from working your member I'M GONNA SUE YOUR ASS!! ;p  Sorry I know how the word "sue" gives docs the heebie geebies.  Sorry babe, just kidding.

I mean you took the words right out of my mouth..

just perfect.  Some like them big, some like them small and some like them just right!!

If the average vagina size is only 5 to 6 inches, how do those women on the Bang Brothers videos take dicks that are a foot long, all the while making noises like they are in ecstacy?

So where does all that meat go?  Interestingly, most of the women on thise videos are very young - around 18-20 years old.  Are they just more flexible internally?  

And some like them ALL!