This is my semi annual special rate week. Twice a year only.  I am available all this week to take you where you've never been. That wonderful place called ecstasy... for as long as you like...as often as you like.  I am openminded, skilled, naughty and fun.  Be prepared to enjoy your time with me completely.  

I trust that gentlemen understand a lady needs to ensure her safety and comfort.  REFERENCES ALWAYS REQUIRED.