only the hottest ladies. The first qualification is for me to sleep with them, that way, I know what they are like in bed, so I can write a review on them. I don't know about you guys, but the lack of agencies here in DC has been getting to me. I am so use to getting last minute appointments, and this void is affecting me.

Check this out, I was talking to this lady several days ago, basically wasted two whole days and still nothing. Those are times that I lose to. I don't know what else I can do. As with the agencies, I never had a problem before making any kind of appointments. Now, I don't like to waste 2 days, 3 days, or sometimes even a week for the indies to do their verification. Someone else posted this on the RO board, and I can understand his disappointments with the lack of agencies here in DC.

Come on now, what are we guys suppose to do? Seriously? I don't know about some of you, but, I don't see one girl per month, or one girl every three month. I can't function like that. Yes, I am a frequent hobbyist.

Who is with me? Should I start my own agency? I am only doing it for you guys! So, don't ridicule me by saying how stupid of an idea that is. I know that there is a void here in DC, and many share that void by the amount of PM's I have received. Everyone is asking me for a good agency, or recommendations. Well, recently, I had to ask them for recommendations. It has turned the other way around. What am I suppose to do now?

Man, I can't live like this. I am a frequent hobbyist! When will we have agencies back here in DC again?

Only sooner or later cop will knock your door.

If the base is canada using google phone or email...

The name will be familiar with most men in a key demographic for hobbying. Plus the lyrics are a good match for an escort agency.

You can't keep your mouth shut for a minute.  You constantly blab and regurgitate nonsense like a bored housewife with no kids watching soap operas all day, with a phone in one ear chomping on bubble gum.

Then, who in their right mind would TRUST you? In spite of your reviews you are a newbie and have no clue how to run such a business. Do you think guys are going to submit to your screening process?

I think the providers will get even a bigger laugh out of this thread then I am.

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So you need to get it all the time so you have to post all the time?  TMI.  You have a problem and it can't be solved here since it requires professional help.  Saying you want to start an agency and have to sleep with the talent to ensure they are good, LOL.  GET A GRIP.  Back away and gain some perspective.  You sound deranged.  Like you are desperate and grasping at straws.  So sad.

I don't mean to flame you but I hope you are not serious. Go ahead and start an agency and see how long you can juggle the screening, the moody girls, the white knights from LE, the rival pimps, a personal life, laundering that cash, getting phone calls from horny jokers with no references and trying to negotiate rates, the white knight customers, the stalkers, no show clients and the no show girls, the client who is in the lobby and the girl who is not answering her phone, the outcalls, the girls who owe you money and are nowhere to be found. I could go on and on. Send me a PM if you need a good Lawyer.

Even when those agencies that I won't mention were operational, there was still a void of beauty and talent in the DC area. Yeah, we have a few gems here in the city like The Blonde Muse, Madison Lane, Cara st. James and (just discovered) Angelina Fouati of Desirable Companions as well as some uber hotties that frequently tour here but in all honesty DC leaves alot to be desired in many ways not just hobbying.

I make up for it by hobbying where I travel. All of Florida is teeming with beautiful women (civies and providers) as is Dallas, NY, Atlanta and Boston. All are a cheap flight away. Heck, make it a day trip.

Dude, just think outside the box. Yes, Mr Mcdonald there is plenty of fun to be had outside the beltway. It will just take a couple more dollars and a little bit more time.

OH now gang. come on be nice. Have we forgotten this is AMERICA!!

{ Cue background music "America The Beautiful" }

Honestly, have we forgotten in this land one may pursue their dreams?
That the free enterprise system is one of many things which separates us from  of the down trodden and oppressed peoples of the nanny state and world. Here if a man (or woman) builds a better mouse trap they can dare dream to go forth onto the battle field of capitalism and compete and aspire!

(Of course if you do as of April 1st 2012, United States will have the highest corporate tax rate in the developed world: 39.2 percent.  That includes state and local taxes added to the 35 percent federal rate.)

Competition and the free market is part of our nations success formula, it has lead to a country which has created more Millionaire and Billionaires than any other nation.

Honesty who else could give the world .. drugs sex and  ROCK AND ROLL!! ...and let also throw in fast food, blue jeans, Hollywood, the internet,  the computer revolution and Paris Hilton. ( Ok so we kinda missed on the last one but.. even Jackie Robinson missed a few)

So.. if Old McDonald wants to step like a Gladiator into the Arena of the free-market I say.....
"BRING IT" I welcome the competition.

Why?  

Because that is American Way!!

{ Fade music }

{Cue American flag fade in}

( Cut to black )

(Cue Commercial }


* laugh * Yes I'm really  having fun with this.....


Lee Dreams
"Sine amore, nihil est vita"

It would be impossible for me to even start my own escorting agency. You are right, it takes a whole lot of work to run one. I'm not interested in starting an agency, and it was just a joke. Sometimes, my job makes it very difficult for me to even have free time. It was a desperation cry that this area is lacking agencies.

When we did have agencies, it would be so easy for me to book an appointment because of my schedule. Dealing with Indie providers, it takes a lot of work, and more time is invested. That is something that I do not have the luxury of doing. Agencies are good for some people because they can accommodate their busy schedule. For Indies, it's like I am playing a cat and mouse game just to book an appointment. I really don't have the time or luxury for doing that.

It's been several months now, and there hasn't been any new agencies yet. I would think someone would come through. The benefit of the agencies in the past is, there would always be at least 4 or 5, and even sometimes 6 or 7 girls to chose from from each agencies. They would always bring in fresh talents, and don't mind accommodating last minute appointments.

This area has been very dry lately. Sure, we still have some good Indies here in DC. But, after a while, I feel like its a very narrow choice, and, it gets old. It's always the same ol, same ol. Now, if you take a look at New York or Florida, they got fresh talents out the ass hole. DC is an affluent area, so why can we not have the same luxury as those places?

The point of my thread is, we are lacking variety, and agency. If you know me from the past, I am humorous in nature, and, nothing I say is ever serious. But, I think you got the point.

Re: OH now gang. come on be nice. Have we forgotten this is AMERICA!!

I nearly spit coffee on my ipad,  Lee. True that we have the best free enterprise system on the world.
Perhaps we should encourage him to open an agency after all. Now that you offered your mentoring, please check for a few dozen PM's from him this morning. Surely he was checking Home Depot to inquire about screening for his new business.

In the meantime, and thanks to your patriotic encouragement I am booking a flight to AC to teach Donald Trump a thing or two, and announcing at a press conference that I am building that golf course in Scotland and opening up a casino next to his.

BTW, your'e fired

Re: OH now gang. come on be nice. Have we forgotten this is AMERICA!!

I tried to fill the form in dream-escort yesterday, but gave up. Too much info is required, and way too personal.

you are someone famous or in power. If  you are someone respectable in the community, like a doctor, professor, or city official, don't use one either. People might recognize and out you. Simple

*sigh*

Tisk..Tisk..... and this has what do to with a perfectly good humor thread?

Here we are all going along having a good time in a wonderful off the wall humorous discussion and you just had to be "Mr Downer".... again.

You are just a bundle of joy aren't you? {That was rhetorical}

You've made two whole posts under this ID and both have been graciously NEGATIVE.  

I'm going to say something publicly I really ever say.

I'm  pleased, you didn't have it in you and "gave up" because it was too hard for you. I target a very specific psych profile for our clients and you're not our kind of guy which is ok. We're not for everyone and I'm VERY happy with that fact.  It works for us because...end result.... we're still here after 6 going on 7 years.

As for screening issues, take it up with FantasysClientScreening.com.
As long as we're part of the Fantasys Network we have to use them.

Ok, I'm done.

And now folks we return you to our regularly scheduled humor thread by Old Mc Donald.

On the chest of a barmaid at Yale
Was printed all the prices of Ale,
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind...
Was the same information in braile.


Lee Dreams
"It's all about integrity"

I know your company is great, but I wouldn't want to come here bragging about it.  Not to scare your customers, but giving out too much info can be dangerous, esp if Credit Card transaction is involved.

P.S.
I am absolutely positive that one of  your workers will out the government officials - if any of them were your customers -  to the Hustler Magazine if they get a million dollar  

...has a nice sort of ring to it.  Good luck with the recruiting!

I am. A am a very generous man. It's not like I need to set a reputation in here. Everything here is just a fantasy. I have a life outside of TER. They can dig me, or not dig me. However, in my personal life, they would be surprise to find out who I actually am, and what I look like. I am not the average client.

My life doesn't revolve around TER, I don't have to define myself here. I have already achieve that in my personal life. Anything that I gain as it relates to pussy, it's a plus. I don't have to reveal myself, and my characters, the ladies that met me know what kind of guy I am. Ask around. Everything here is fictional, just a fantasy.

If I can't relax, and enjoy myself, whether it be humor, or adventure, then it's no point. I see that some guys really rely on this site to get pussy. I on the other hand don't. Personally, I really don't have to pay for sex. I have no problems hooking up with girls outside of this TER fantasy.

This is not my life, and TER doesn't revolve around my life. If the girls don't like my post, or think it's serious matter, then it works out for the best of us. I don't have to narrow my choices, or my selection. I don't have to wait for the next reputable girl to come along and post their ad on the TER ad board. I am not dependent on that.

At my age, I have accomplish more than most of men have. I've met wonderful people in my career. This my friend, this is just a hobby on the side to me. This ain't my life bro. I love what I do, and I don't need to impress anyone. This my friend, this is just another thread.

If you need help qualifying the ladies, let me know!

McDoanld, IMO you have been a nice recent addition to the Monger family.  Your post are entertaining and informative!

Most, if no all of the guys and gals here knew you were talking shyt and/or dreaming out loud!  And even if you were serious I was going to get a kick out of watching you trying to pull it off!  Given your approach of adverting on TER that you wanted to do this, if you were serious I was going to start a pool on how fast you would be arrested since you were/are also advertising to LE who also knows about TER and the boards.

McDonald, keep posting whatever hits your brain, enjoy TER and the retreat it offers from the real world!!

I need to arrange a session this week to get a retreat, an escape, a break from the idiot ass boss I have to deal with!  A nice roll in the hay really helps my sanity!!

Having fun is what this is supposed tto be about and OP you sure keep it interesting!

Wow.  You protest too much to a post you started,  Yes, your life does revolve around TER, you answer or start EVERY post.  You already stated you rely on the agencies for pussy  and now you say you don't have to pay for pussy?  so why come here and whine about it?  Your post makes no sense, SURPRISE.

Calling bullshit.  
"My life doesn't revolve around TER"

"Personally I really don't have to pay for sex"....LOL.. then why are you here?!?

"At my age, I have accomplish more than most of men have."

Apparently, not the people who understand and can decipher proper grammar.

Hilarious.  Denial is amusing to say the least.

you know. You got my word!

Hey, I've lived through it everyday. Why take everything so seriously? Some people are just so uptight. This is a fantasy world we live in. Why not have a little fun right? Anyhow, thanks again Tall6969!

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