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Finally met up with a friend of a women who supposedly wanted my business advice. Instead she hit's on me. Being a short, fat, ugly midget with a hump and I figure what the hell I can barely remember the last time I had sex anyway.

Then she says 7 PM bring coconut oil, a ski mask, some duct tape and don't be late.

So the question is.... should I be worried?

Lee Dreams
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Two brothers with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers, just in case she intends to "get all medieval" on you.

Ya, I caught part of Pulp Fiction today.  Can't turn that shit off whenever I see it on....

TheDollarMenu319 reads

I don't do strange things with civvie girls I meet on the first date. Long story and I had my strange encounters before. These days, I just stick to the NORMAL civvie girls that talk normal, eat normal, dress normal, has a normal job, and they have to be NORMAL. However, everyone is different. You may enjoy your experience with her if both of you was talking about something like that before you meet. I'm just not that kinky and always preferred the old fashion buttslamming action, LMAO.

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