If you wonder why I always ask if a certain Hotel has Key Cards,
Read this... You'll understand!  

I'm going down to the lobby to greet a gentleman friend for our date.  (yes, this hotel has key cards)

I have on a sexy - classic black dress with ultra sheer seamed nylons with a matching garter.
"A perefctly acceptable dress and look" for dinner, ect...

However, you could see the tip of my nylons peeking out from the dress, very sexy but still acceptable!

As we are in the elevator going up to my room, I realize that I forgot the Key Card... (Im doomed)
The lobby is packed with people checking in & out and it's happy hour, way to many people!

I'm standing in-line waiting ...
All of the sudden a little girl no more than 7 - 8 years old starts "tugging" on my dress.
(I try to ignor her, I hope she'll go away)... Lolol.

She looks around at her mother and starts to yell:  
Mommie - mommie, I can see her undy pants!
Mommie - mommie, look... see, I see her undy pants...

OMF-ing God... Talk about F-Ing shock!

NO MORE KEY CRADS............

Yvette
xox-

That was me tugging on you sexy black dress Sweetie   I had your
Key card and wanted to give it back to you.  I saw you drop
It sweetheart and I was looking for a HOT DATE and you
Looked spectacular.  Hi honey !!!  Miss you please come home
Soon.  XOXOXO. THUNDER

You were wearing panties?

...your undy pants.