At first I was afraid, I was petrified,

When you said you had 10 inches,

Lord, I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years waiting for a man that long,

That I grew strong,

and I knew that I could take you on....

But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a big Mac

and you've bought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bullshit,

just a sad pathetic dream,

Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now go, walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches,

then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?

Don't you know we're only joking

when we say size doesn't count???!

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I will survive! I will survive!

'Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex

with a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive!. . .

Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control

not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!

But to hell with all your egos

and to hell with all your needs

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!



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