Washington DC

Can someone please translate this for meconfused_smile
BackPagePuppy 1135 reads
posted

This is only a semi-serious post, so if you are not amused, please move on.

Can someone please translate this for me?????

I stumbled across it while wandering on backpage and I don't even....

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/AdultJobs/gee-raw-er-35/7028705

Gee Raw er - 35
Posted: Wednesday, September 25, 2013 12:17 AM
Reply: click here

im 5'7-35age-erawer-thename
dakskin complection
sometimes i rock a baul or temp tape-hair cut.
i like to dress fly-dif'rent.
master of all trades,jakes of none-no bullshit.
from graphics to road side im on the job!-misterperfect.biz
get @ me cause im going to get @ u....
202-706-1170
Poster's age: 3

im 5'7-35age-erawer-thename
( I"m 5'7 35 years old and Aurora is my name)

dakskin complection
(dark skin Complexion)  

sometimes i rock a baul or temp tape-hair cut.
(something to do with her hair style  

i like to dress fly-dif'rent.
(she dresses sexy and hot)

master of all trades,jakes of none-no bullshit.
(she knows what she is doing and that's no bullshit)

from graphics to road side im on the job!-misterperfect.biz
(She is incall, outcall, runs a good business

 
get @ me cause im going to get @ u....
 (call me  and I get right back to you

 
202-706-1170
Poster's age: 3

 

If you still don't get it, this might help: http://cumberlandvalley.backpage.com/BodyRubs/spanish-spa-26/6938224

ROTF!!!!!! That was hilarious..I didn't even click the link.. :P Wow!

Register Now!